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27 Apr 2008, 8:16 pm

It's a trick...attack JerryHatake before he removes my profits from making war....



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27 Apr 2008, 8:21 pm

I go teleport JerryHatake to my present location. Then I shoot him into space, targeted at Halley's comet.



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27 Apr 2008, 8:26 pm

where one of my woarships intercepts him before any damage is done.



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27 Apr 2008, 9:11 pm

I speak the truth and seriously this thread is lame because everyone knows war is evil in the first place.


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27 Apr 2008, 9:51 pm

JerryHatake wrote:
I speak the truth and seriously this thread is lame because everyone knows war is evil in the first place.

Of course we all know that. I see it as a place where we just see who can come up with the most creative comeback. It all seems good-natured, and a bit silly, seeing as you have several fictional universes, such as the pokemon world, intersecting one another in a collage of nonsense. Unlike real life, there are no rules. As long as we don't actually start insulting one another, it's quite fun.



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27 Apr 2008, 10:00 pm

Yeah thats true.

*Summons the Iowa Class Battleships*

Now who wants take me on?

Oh wait I have an idea

*Bombards everyone except those allied to me and Strapples*

*Summons USS Franklin, Bunker Hill, Intrepid, Essex, Enterprise, Ticonderoga, Randolph, Boxer and the rest of Essex Class Carriers*

Now I control Air and Sea!! !! !


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28 Apr 2008, 12:46 am

*Quickly casts Auto-Life, then presses up, up, down, down, left, right, b, a, and start 42 times.*

Summons Lynyrd Skynyrd, who begin to play Free Bird. All the military people start dancing and air guitaring, etc. The crazy awesome long guitar solo causes their heads to asplode, and the boats and planes inexplicably asplode as well.



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28 Apr 2008, 1:03 am

*sneaks up on trout and pulls out his spine*



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28 Apr 2008, 1:17 am

TruthfulTrout wrote:
*Quickly casts Auto-Life, then presses up, up, down, down, left, right, b, a, and start 42 times.*

Summons Lynyrd Skynyrd, who begin to play Free Bird. All the military people start dancing and air guitaring, etc. The crazy awesome long guitar solo causes their heads to asplode, and the boats and planes inexplicably asplode as well.


BOOM!! !! !

*Hit by fire from The Black Sheep Squadron F4U Cosairs*

You just realized that the ships were 50+ miles away from you so your song has no effect. Also we had earphones to block out the noise.


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28 Apr 2008, 1:21 am

*jumps on jerry and bites a chunk out of his/her neck and swallows it then pulls her/his arm off and bludgeons here with it before throwing her into a speeding trains path and finally fades into shadows waiting for another victim



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28 Apr 2008, 3:15 am

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I take this oppurtunity to drop a Wii Balance Board on you.


/me Effortlessly dodges the balance board.



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28 Apr 2008, 3:51 am

throws a million wii remotes at ur tv :twisted:


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28 Apr 2008, 6:28 am

kleodimus wrote:
*jumps on jerry and bites a chunk out of his/her neck and swallows it then pulls her/his arm off and bludgeons here with it before throwing her into a speeding trains path and finally fades into shadows waiting for another victim


I'm a guy and I grab you before jump me. Then I beat you very badly that you're barely alive.


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28 Apr 2008, 7:16 am

JerryHatake wrote:
kleodimus wrote:
*jumps on jerry and bites a chunk out of his/her neck and swallows it then pulls her/his arm off and bludgeons here with it before throwing her into a speeding trains path and finally fades into shadows waiting for another victim


I'm a guy and I grab you before jump me. Then I beat you very badly that you're barely alive.


lol violent much babe :lol:


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28 Apr 2008, 7:27 am

crimebabe wrote:
JerryHatake wrote:
kleodimus wrote:
*jumps on jerry and bites a chunk out of his/her neck and swallows it then pulls her/his arm off and bludgeons here with it before throwing her into a speeding trains path and finally fades into shadows waiting for another victim


I'm a guy and I grab you before jump me. Then I beat you very badly that you're barely alive.


lol violent much babe :lol:


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28 Apr 2008, 12:00 pm

Attacks by stabbing the Master Sword into the next person.


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