Strapples
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19 Dec 2007, 2:36 am
I wish I could fly, turn invisible, and walk through walls.
GRANTED! But you can never become visible again.
I wish to be hugged extremely tightly by a female sumo wrestler who has arms that are so huge they go from my head to toes and are sweaty sticky and warm and squishy. And never be let go.
Granted. No repurcussions.
I wish...................mmmm.........(and serious wish, so no repurcusions just this once? PLEASE?
) For everyone to remember the true spirit of chirstmas this year, as we all sit down to enjoy it with family wherever we are, that we remember why it was started.Granted! but the rapture happens the next day and everyone dies in a firey explosion!! !
I wish to be hugged extremely tightly by a female sumo wrestler who has arms that are so huge they go from my head to toes and are sweaty sticky and warm and squishy. And never be let go. and then me and her be totally mummy wrapped in a giant soft silky blood pressure cuff!
I said no Repurcussions Strapples, and I meant no repurcussions, and don't try and say that the rapture isn't a repurcussion, that's a loophol.e
rapture is NOT a repercussion... its a loophole in the system...
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19 Dec 2007, 12:36 pm
Strapples
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19 Dec 2007, 12:48 pm
oh, snap! It's an argument!! !
*hides*
I wish everyone just go along! T^T
Granted! but for everyone to get along the iraquians blow themselves up
i wish i could get a soft silky lead apron for myself...
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19 Dec 2007, 1:14 pm
But the apron will be made of poisenous Molten Lead 
I wish for a pet dog
Strapples
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19 Dec 2007, 1:18 pm
I wish for a pet dog
Granted! but it is a vicious one and bites you in the ass every day
i wish i was immune to lead poisoning (dont mind the molten lead... its warm and heavy he he he)
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19 Dec 2007, 2:44 pm
Strapples
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19 Dec 2007, 2:45 pm
I wish I knew Jeet Kune DO
Granted! but he/she is not all that great anymore and now is hated
I wish i werent allergic to lead... (2 part wish) i also wish to have more lead aprons piled on top of me
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19 Dec 2007, 2:57 pm
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Strapples
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19 Dec 2007, 4:26 pm
I wish the teacher sitting next to me would stop reading over my shoulder!
granted but now she leans her hairy chin on your head and reads over your head
I wish to go for dents x-rays on Monday (lead apron
)
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Strapples
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19 Dec 2007, 4:57 pm
I wish the war would end.
That's not even a bad thing to me cuz I'm asexual so who cares if my balls are screwed
Granted! But a new war starts a day later
I wish my dentist had a full radiological suite (radiological suite accommodates 4 radiologists and 1 patient) reason is my dentist is a little aspieish and understands sensory issues... Full radiology suite I go in "hey dentist pile 4 of em on"
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19 Dec 2007, 7:47 pm
Strapples
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19 Dec 2007, 7:49 pm
I wish for my own chefs.
Granted! but they are hired from the S.S diahreah
ok heres a SERIOUS wish, i want NO repercussions on this one!! !
i wish for the girl mentioned http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt50765.html <-- my thread had no DNR order
NO REPERCUSSIONS OR YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME
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19 Dec 2007, 8:05 pm
