PRIZE MACHINE

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You win a 250ml bottle of cool, fresh, slightly sparkling, refreshing, mineral water bottled at source in the grounds of The Priory.

*inserts quarter*

You win a packet of seeds to grow your own spaghetti trees.

*inserts a copy of Gardeners World magazine*

You win a box of 1000 Monty Don action dolls [they are taking up valuable cupboard space at the BBC].

*inserts water tablet*

You get a big ripple.



*Inserts quarter*

You receive a mygraine tablet after looking at that pic too long.


*Inserts a picture reel from a 'What the butler saw' mutoscope.

You receive a shock! (electric short)

*inserts quarter*

You have received an intense interrogation from the police.

*inserts quarter*

You receive a receipt for one quarter.

*inserts a bent nail*

Machine is jammed. Therefore, you receive absolutely nothing.

*pulls out machine after foreign objects were inserted*

You receive a brand new machine, with more lights and painted with glitter.

*inserts "Out of Order" sign*

You receive a brand new whip... a cat'o nine tails!

*inserts quarter* (and runs away very quickly)

^Chicken! (regardless of the dancing cow)

You receive a cooked goose. *heh*

*inserts rubber chicken*

You receive nothing. Plus you get a $100 fine for vandalism.

*posts "$100 FINE FOR VANDALISM" sign, inserts quarter*

You receive a carton of milk.

*inserts quarter*

You receive BSE


*Inserts bolt gun*

You receive a visit from the RSPCA

*inserts milk bottle cap*