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Strapples
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19 Dec 2007, 8:06 pm

rexmas wrote:

Granted:

I hate how NTs will try to write off anyone with differences in their mental stability.
It makes me sick.

I wish I were cryokinetic.

Granted! but now you freeze your computer every time you touch it

i wish to be the chairman of the fed

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19 Dec 2007, 8:09 pm

Granted, but all your co-workers are monkeys!! !
(wait... how's it any different from the way it is now?!)

I with I had the powers of hydrokinesis.

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19 Dec 2007, 8:10 pm

rexmas wrote:

Granted, but all your co-workers are monkeys!! !
(wait... how's it any different from the way it is now?!)

I with I had the powers of hydrokinesis.

(ITS NOT DIFFERENT HA HA HA)

Granted! but now every time you touch the computer it shorts out and then turns into a block of ice!

i wish that i could cut the federal interest rate to %0.00

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19 Dec 2007, 10:16 pm

Strapples wrote:

rexmas wrote:

Granted, but all your co-workers are monkeys!! !
(wait... how's it any different from the way it is now?!)

I with I had the powers of hydrokinesis.

(ITS NOT DIFFERENT HA HA HA)

Granted! but now every time you touch the computer it shorts out and then turns into a block of ice!

i wish that i could cut the federal interest rate to %0.00

granted, with no repurcussions, because I doubt that on my brain power right now with the vicoden, that i could come up with a suitable refrian.

Rex.

you wish you were a water telepath? I don't think that's possible. even in Sci fi. It's not possible.

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21 Dec 2007, 11:59 am

I wish I could enter a dance club without being noticed.

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21 Dec 2007, 1:43 pm

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I wish I could enter a dance club without being noticed.

Granted! everyone is so high on crack they dont notice you over the euphoria

I wish it were 4 weeks from now (thats when my powerchair arrives YAY!! !)

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21 Dec 2007, 1:50 pm

Granted, but it's so slow you'd rather walk.

I wish I wasn't so demented.

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21 Dec 2007, 4:31 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Granted, but it's so slow you'd rather walk.

I wish I wasn't so demented.

Granted! but now you may not corrupt wishes any more! and you will become depressed!

(NNRB you dunderhead... i cant walk at all!! ! id rather be moving than not able to move at all... HOW DARE YOU CORRUPT THAT WISH!! !!)

i wish i had a jet engine on the back of my powerchair

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21 Dec 2007, 4:34 pm

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Granted, but it's so slow you'd rather walk.

I wish I wasn't so demented.

Granted, and it uses real jet fuel!

I wish I were a size six again.

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21 Dec 2007, 6:01 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Granted, but it's so slow you'd rather walk.

I wish I wasn't so demented.

Granted, and it uses real jet fuel!

I wish I were a size six again.

I wish to own all of the worlds jet fuel repositories

Granted! But you have to dun dun dunnn (whispers) exercise

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21 Dec 2007, 7:00 pm

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Strapples wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

Granted, but it's so slow you'd rather walk.

I wish I wasn't so demented.

Granted, and it uses real jet fuel!

I wish I were a size six again.

I wish to own all of the worlds jet fuel repositories

Granted! But you have to dun dun dunnn (whispers) exercise

Granted, and now news reporters flood all the entrances /exits to your house.

I wish I weren't so tired.

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23 Dec 2007, 9:49 am

Granted, but you have to sleep 1 whole day every week.

I wish for a private cruise ship.

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23 Dec 2007, 9:51 am

Dylan14 wrote:

Granted, but you have to sleep 1 whole day every week.

I wish for a private cruise ship.

granted! but you are hated by the world for inheriting saddams yacht!

i wish it was 4 weeks from now... thats when my powerchair arrives!!

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23 Dec 2007, 10:05 am

Done, but it is so awesome that everyone wants one, gets one, bows to you for showing us the way, and you become the Mobility God and go mad with power.

I wish I could eat as I pleased and not gain weight

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23 Dec 2007, 10:08 am

duncansbass wrote:

was that really a corruption... then i will be seen as "normal" lol!

Granted! but the weight goes into your brain and you're diagnosed with megalocephaly

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23 Dec 2007, 10:13 am

*ahem* your wish Strapples?

I wish my Bird Pepper didn't have to die yesterday. :cry:

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