Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. But only for 5 minutes, then the cops arrest you for stealing it and claiming that you "owned" the tank.

I wish I had selective hearing.

Granted, but I get to make all the selections.

I wish I were omnipotent.

Granted. You now know everything that has is or will happen. you sit in you room all day because you know nothing good is going to happen.

I wish I owned the FCC

Granted. No corruption, I wish you luck.

I wish I were omnipotent. (not omnipresent, mesona)

Granted, no corruption. (I don't have my spectacles on but your now Impotent as asked for).

I wish for some Lemonade

Granted. It's flat, and has been spat in.

I wish I had a job and money so I could move out.

Granted, but with the job you have you need to wear a disguise 24x7

I wish for an incorruptible wish

Granted. You wished to have a normal day.

I wish I could have the computer to myself.

Granted your brain is now plugged into the computer.

I wish Chrissy would return to the 5 letters thread.

Granted. Already happened.

I wish for the unwishable.

Granted, and your welcome.

I wish the time was 5pm mtn not 11:50 A.M

Granted. Your body and mind are on a different schedule because you changed time zones.

I wish I could get ready.

You can get ready for your grave.

I wish this thread was more lively.

Why am I getting ready for my grave, I am not going to it for another 82 years?

Granted, you can't keep up with the thread it is going so fast.

I wish for everything to work out for me and going to college.

Granted, but after college will be horrible.

I wish for a royal flush.

Granted, the king will come flush your toilet.

I wish I knew what to say.