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It is your fault that I cannot see what is peeking in the window of your avatar.

Sylkat

It's your fault all the cheese has gone from the fridge and I can't make a toastie for tea.

Your fault that you do not make an elegant peanut butter and jelly sandwich using a croissant.


Sylkat

It's your fault I want said sandwich now.

So do I.

Your fault.

It's your fault for having a weakness for fancy sandwiches in the first place.

It's your fault that I have to take Physics of electricity and magnetism over because it has been too long since I took it last.

Wow, how long is too long? I've been thinking of entering molecular biology again, but it's been 8 years since I last studied it.

And that, dear sir, is entirely your fault.

7 years is the cut-off (it varies by university). I am going for another Master's, but three of the pre-requisites (all of which I have taken before for my first BS degree) are just outside of the window.

BTW, I blame you for rising tuition costs.

Yeah, well, it's your fault that I still haven't finished paying off my student loan.

Your fault that I never got to go to college.

Its your fault my power went off yesterday and I couldn't have my air conditioner on and its also your fault we are having a heatwave at the moment.

Your fault for not going to the gym and playing in the swimming pool when it is hot.

Your fault for global warming that's making parts of Australia swelter these days.

Your fault that you don't live in Iceland.

Of course, there would be no wallabies or goannas wandering into your backyard, but the temperatures would be lower.

Its your fault that wallabies and goannas don't come in my backyard (although where I used to live we got lizards)