Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, your subscription shall arrive (with the bill PAST DUE) in your mailbox "tomorrow".

I wish the summer school break was just a little bit longer.

Granted, it does till december.

I wish to be in less pain.

Granted, but the pain pills make you fall asleep on an important task.

I wish my fingers didn't hurt.

Granted, you take the same pain pills as I did.

I wish I could decide what to do today.

Granted, but you're too lazy to do it.

I wish my computer was running better.

Granted, but it's the most boring thing you can imagine to do, with no way to make it interesting.


I wish I had a friend that understands me.

Granted. Unfortunately, its me.

I still wish my computer was running better.

Granted...it starts running away, and it's averaging a 8 minute mile and you are averaging a 9 minute....sorry, you can't catch it.....guess ya shouldn't have wished for that should ya.

I wish that I could get the focus to write someone back.

You get a focus. A lens which allows you to write messages on wood using an expensive laser, the big problem is that the electric power bill for the laser arrives and how you are broke.

I wish I could enter the WOW world for real, go to ironforge and demolish it with all the humans, night elves, dwarves, gnomes, draenei inside it. The trolls and orks would then have a big party with me before I return back to my living room.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, I could read only half of that.

I wish my coffee plan works out.

Granted. You plan to drink 1 drop of coffee.

I wish for a quiet afternoon.

Granted you get new neighbors

I wish to have fun for the rest of my life.

Granted. You have 5 seconds to continue living.

I wish I could find some tea around here.

Granted, TEGH comes to your rescue.

I wish I could lose some weight.

granted, but you find anorexia instead.


I still wish for a banans split.

Granted it ran away with the spoon*

I wish my comprehension level would go up.