Corrupt A Wish

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Xelloss
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02 Oct 2011, 8:15 pm

Granted, you have been sealed into a genie bottle forever.

I wish that I could live in the internet.

Shishka
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Location: Australia

02 Oct 2011, 11:45 pm

Granted, but you become a virus and are deleted by Norton.

I wish I had my own micro-bots.

MsMarginalized
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03 Oct 2011, 1:32 pm

granted, but Norton classifies them as a virus & destroys 'em'

I wish this weather would last forever.

Yensid
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04 Oct 2011, 1:50 am

Granted. You are locked into the same day, and have to repeat it over and over, forever.

I wish that it was a little cooler today.

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04 Oct 2011, 10:53 am

Granted, everything becomes a small insulated lunchbox.

I wish time travel were possible and that the Byzantines were given modern weapons technology so that they'd still be around today.

MsMarginalized
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04 Oct 2011, 4:05 pm

granted. you are now a house servant for Alexander the 384th; your time is not your own.

I wish someone else would cook supper.

Shishka
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04 Oct 2011, 7:50 pm

Granted, but they don't give you any.

I wish it was November

MsMarginalized
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04 Oct 2011, 8:48 pm

granted, in 28 days it will be.

I wish I could go to "Dave & Busters".

PHISHA51
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11 Oct 2011, 2:27 pm

Granted. You arrived at Dave and Busters only to find out that it is closed and that it is soon going to be demolished to make way for a new company.

I wish to have spider sences.

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MsMarginalized
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11 Oct 2011, 5:37 pm

granted, your eyes refract in like, 100,000 different directions....good luck eating your soup!

I wish the 2012 presidential election was clean by ALL candidates.

NZaspiegirl016
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11 Oct 2011, 9:08 pm

Granted, but you instantly become president without being nominated!

I wish for a pool of ice-cream!

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PHISHA51
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12 Oct 2011, 6:42 am

Granted, but you have to share it with all of the children in your community and with the adults too. Leaving you with only one scoop.

I wish I could slow down time and still be able to move at regular speed.

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MsMarginalized
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12 Oct 2011, 6:36 pm

granted but it lasts only 1 nano second.....

I really wish I could have a banana split!

PHISHA51
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12 Oct 2011, 7:18 pm

Granted. One half of the banana goes to you and the other goes to me. That is called a banana split.

I wish that I had less homework and more time to play video games.

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13 Oct 2011, 11:03 pm

Granted, your homework is now PLAYING video games & you get sick & tired of it all and want to hit the books.

I wish people lived by the "Golden Rule".

danmac
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14 Oct 2011, 9:47 am

granted....now everyone is buying up all the gold and hoarding it for "the end of days"

i want cookies

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