Page 785 of 1084 [ 17336 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 782, 783, 784, 785, 786, 787, 788 ... 1084  Next

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,252
Location: In my own little country

14 Sep 2010, 3:42 am

Who shall I haunt, next?


_________________
The Family Schlager


TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

14 Sep 2010, 8:23 am

We're ready for the fox hunt - where are the horses?


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,252
Location: In my own little country

14 Sep 2010, 10:49 am

I want to be just like Daddy, when I grow up. :D


_________________
The Family Schlager


TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

14 Sep 2010, 11:43 am

Which one of us is the real Napoleon?


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,252
Location: In my own little country

14 Sep 2010, 5:56 pm

They make tools really big, in this forest.


_________________
The Family Schlager


KyleTheGhost
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Jul 2008
Age: 39
Gender: Female
Posts: 70,270
Location: Wisconsin

15 Sep 2010, 10:21 am

I get to relax while the rest of you have to stand!



i_wanna_blue
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Aug 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 11,113

15 Sep 2010, 11:45 am

Ah! The humble fish head. Known for it's... err. So what's on TV tonight?



TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

15 Sep 2010, 11:47 am

I wanted a blue but I got a big green!



i_wanna_blue
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Aug 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 11,113

15 Sep 2010, 11:49 am

Yeah most guys try to attract the ladies with Axe deodorant. I just use an axe.



TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

15 Sep 2010, 11:51 am

What do you mean "The game has got to be cancelled because you've discovered a rare protected flower species growing in the pitch!"



reginaterrae
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 19 May 2009
Age: 59
Gender: Female
Posts: 11,220
Location: Maryland, USA

16 Sep 2010, 7:05 am

You'd think he'd lose some weight with all the exercise, swinging that big thing around!


_________________
Concepts create idols; only wonder comprehends anything. People kill one another over idols. Wonder makes us fall to our knees.
-- Saint Gregory of Nyssa


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,252
Location: In my own little country

16 Sep 2010, 9:43 am

She's due to give birth, any day.


_________________
The Family Schlager


dryad
Deinonychus
Deinonychus

User avatar

Joined: 29 Aug 2010
Age: 61
Gender: Female
Posts: 359
Location: Central Florida

16 Sep 2010, 6:25 pm

The first male pregnancy. History is made!


_________________
Previously Certified Curmudgeon. License expired May 04, 2011
Now downgraded to merely difficult.


KittenWithAWhip
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 May 2009
Age: 40
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,484
Location: Pacific Northwest

16 Sep 2010, 6:29 pm

I'm thinking of a number between one and googolplex...


_________________
Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...


xsolar47
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Aug 2010
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Posts: 543
Location: this brutal planet

16 Sep 2010, 8:21 pm

What happens when superheroes are made of pork and their weakness becomes known.



_Square_Peg_
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Jan 2009
Age: 40
Gender: Female
Posts: 640
Location: in a round hole

16 Sep 2010, 9:11 pm

*beep* *boop* *buzz*