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30 May 2010, 4:05 am

You win a ticket to the Bible Belt.

*inserts KJV Bible*



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30 May 2010, 4:12 am

The machine explodes and goes to heaven.

*Finds and reassembles bits of the machine and inserts some glue*


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30 May 2010, 4:14 am

You receive a spare nut.


*Inserts picture of the dalai lama*



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30 May 2010, 4:16 am

The machine gives a lecture about the Chinese occupation of Tibet.

*inserts a picture of Muhammed* :twisted:


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30 May 2010, 4:17 am

You receive a llama.

*inserts an anti-spitting device*



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30 May 2010, 4:19 am

You receive a dry throat


*Inserts a straw*



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30 May 2010, 4:25 am

You receive a supersized Coke. (Don't snort it all at once )

*inserts £1*


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30 May 2010, 4:28 am

You receive a mambo dancing tutorial.

*inserts a CD rom*



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30 May 2010, 4:29 am

You receive a lucky dip for last weeks lottery.


*Inserts a vitamin C tablet*



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30 May 2010, 4:34 am

The machine looks healthier.

*inserts a spoon of cod liver oil*


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30 May 2010, 4:37 am

The machine coughs and splutters and pulls a funny face.


*Inserts a sugar lump*



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30 May 2010, 4:40 am

A huge tongue comes out of the machine and licks your face!

*inserts 1p*


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30 May 2010, 4:45 am

You receive a penny chew. (Penny has massive teeth and you need to be hospitalised)


*Inserts a IV drip*



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30 May 2010, 4:49 am

You win a self-digestible chewing gums that need not be chewed.

*inserts a packet of anti-drooling tissues*



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30 May 2010, 4:51 am

You receive a nude picture of me


*Inserts a tartan thong*



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30 May 2010, 4:53 am

:lol: 8O :lol:

You receive a picture of Pope Ratzinger having a bath.

*inserts anti-stroke pills*