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20 Jan 2010, 2:40 am

Because I am a Liverpool FC fan, and I cannot bear to eat my pool of Liverpool.

No, it's not actually the case, because I support the relegated team Newcastle United in football and what's above is just meant as a joke...

So why don't you support Barcelona FC? It is the anti-thesis of Newcastle... sweeping every title that its first team contend...

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22 Jan 2010, 2:39 pm

ruennsheng wrote:

Because I am a Liverpool FC fan, and I cannot bear to eat my pool of Liverpool.

No, it's not actually the case, because I support the relegated team Newcastle United in football and what's above is just meant as a joke...

So why don't you support Barcelona FC? It is the anti-thesis of Newcastle... sweeping every title that its first team contend...

Excuse (me) topic

I cannot understand European soccer. I would have to have it as a speical interest in order to fathom it.

Why are so many interested in computer games instead of reading books?

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22 Jan 2010, 2:41 pm

A good computer game can really get the adrenalin going.

Why haven't you been playing computer games instead of doing your homework?

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22 Jan 2010, 3:10 pm

I've finished my homework like ages ago :lol: and the only thing I could do is games.

Why haven't you done your extra shift?

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22 Jan 2010, 3:45 pm

Because the shift key on my computer is broken.

Why haven't you vacuumed the carpet?

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22 Jan 2010, 4:42 pm

I've been busy on WP.

Why haven't you cooked me supper?

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22 Jan 2010, 4:43 pm

I did and you didn't come when I called so I shared your supper with the dog.

Why haven't you let the dog out?

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22 Jan 2010, 9:42 pm

I have no dog.

Why haven't you washed your plates?

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25 Jan 2010, 6:51 am

ruennsheng wrote:

I have no dog.

Why haven't you washed your plates?

Well, duh, you just said you don't have a dog!

What am I supposed to do, lick them myself?

Why don't you have a vacuum cleaner with which you could clean the plates yourself, costing only an electricity bill to yourself,
and irreparable harm to the environment?

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25 Jan 2010, 8:50 am

No. You have a Slinky.

Why haven't you used your Slinky to clean your plates yet?

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25 Jan 2010, 3:43 pm

Because it will scratch the plates.

Why didn't you use the can opener to comb your hair with?

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25 Jan 2010, 5:46 pm

Erm... Don't that sound abit bizarre?

Why are you late?

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25 Jan 2010, 5:48 pm

Because I was looking through my CDs.

Why are you early?

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25 Jan 2010, 5:51 pm

because I thought I have a change of routine..... BAAAAH!! too much change, its a tourture... :lol:

Why is my tv on standby?

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25 Jan 2010, 6:58 pm

Because it loves you.

Why are you trying to watch TV when you could be posting in one of the counting threads?

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27 Jan 2010, 12:25 pm

Counting makes me dizzy.

Why are you online when you could be out jogging?

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