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ahayes
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12 Nov 2007, 12:09 am

Quatermass isn't a pidgeonraping anal lover of a big cum soaked fecal s'more between two used maxi pads.

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12 Nov 2007, 12:40 am

It's been well proven that soap can remove dirty language and helps to prevent cavities too.

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12 Nov 2007, 12:57 am

Never ever ever compliment a woman by saying
she has nice hair
or a lovely smile
or is wearing something pretty
They HATE this
& will kick,bite or scratch you,probably all three
scream "Rape", tell their boyfriend you are a stalker & to bash you
& report to the police that you are a child-molester.

Fox Network is the best TV station in the World :!:

You have in-operable Cancer...you're lucky-hospital food sucks!

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12 Nov 2007, 2:44 am

ahayes isn't a big friendly pedohunter.

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12 Nov 2007, 6:48 am

yes answers all the posible
answers in your world
no answers them
too

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12 Nov 2007, 7:25 am

Squirrels are dangerous if only wounded

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12 Nov 2007, 8:09 am

Cake tastes horrible.

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12 Nov 2007, 8:09 am

Every house has a bathroom.

Tim

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12 Nov 2007, 8:29 am

Talking on the phone is FUN!

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12 Nov 2007, 8:52 am

Cheerlessleader wrote:

Cake tastes horrible.

Why can't pie and cake just get along?

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12 Nov 2007, 9:29 am

Pie is the food of the gods

And a Scotch Pie is the god of gods!

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12 Nov 2007, 10:49 am

Sure it'll save a few lives, but millions will be late

(in reference to lowering speed limits)

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12 Nov 2007, 4:00 pm

Rules were made to be broken.
Rules only need to be followed when they don't inconvenience you personally
My number 1 rule is this:me first

The best way to win friends & influence ppl
is to butt into their conversations
& wave your gun in their faces

When playing with Dolphins,always poke something in their blowhole:
They laugh at this;superglue is best!

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12 Nov 2007, 5:33 pm

Here I sit broken-hearted
Came to sh**, but only farted.

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12 Nov 2007, 8:51 pm

Hi, everybody! My name is Bill Gates!
I was popular in high school and went on lots of dates!

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14 Nov 2007, 3:22 am

The Truth

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