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19 Dec 2020, 4:16 pm

Plus if you where on top of your grave .... people could see you when they came to visit ,,, although
After enough time had passed you may appear differently to your visitors .
But the real question is does claustrophobia haunt you after the grave? :skull:


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19 Dec 2020, 4:46 pm

Jakki wrote:
Plus if you where on top of your grave .... people could see you when they came to visit ,,, although
After enough time had passed you may appear differently to your visitors .
But the real question is does claustrophobia haunt you after the grave? :skull:

Noo. I could close my eyes.


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19 Dec 2020, 5:30 pm

"Hello" asked the man as he pulled a log out of the sand. :o


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19 Dec 2020, 5:35 pm

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"Hello" asked the man as he pulled a log out of the sand. :o


And the sand replied “ thank you “


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19 Dec 2020, 5:41 pm

Do you like salad cream? Said the salad cream to the turnip. :jester:


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19 Dec 2020, 5:49 pm

Jakki wrote:
Milktalk wrote:
"Hello" asked the man as he pulled a log out of the sand. :o


And the sand replied “ thank you “


Haha.


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19 Dec 2020, 6:23 pm

Hehe said the remote as it hid under the couch and turned the sound up.


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19 Dec 2020, 7:11 pm

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The Guy Who Sent a Hiring Manager a Box With a Shoe in It to “Get a Foot in the Door”

Did it work?


NO!

The hiring manager thought it was insanely gross (it was a visibly dirty, used shoe!! !) and went around telling everyone how grossed out she was and how terrible the idea was.

Source: The Guy Who Sent a Hiring Manager a Box With a Shoe in It to “Get a Foot in the Door”


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19 Dec 2020, 7:20 pm

I wouldn't say my nose was any more sensitive to anyone elses said the man as he tried to sniff out the biscuit before the dog found it. :wink:


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19 Dec 2020, 7:26 pm

Haha said the cup as it tipped itself over.


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19 Dec 2020, 8:02 pm

“Gurgle splat “ said the liquid as the cup went over.


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19 Dec 2020, 8:04 pm

Jakki wrote:
“Gurgle splat “ said the liquid as the cup went over.


Hehe. You have the idea of how the funny sayings go.


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19 Dec 2020, 8:04 pm

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Haha said the cup as it tipped itself over.


"Oh no" said the biscuit. "I wanted a bath".


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19 Dec 2020, 8:39 pm

Shoe said the foot as it laughed to itself.


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19 Dec 2020, 9:32 pm

You couldn't make it up said a story teller as he made up a story.


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20 Dec 2020, 2:17 pm

"Smile" said the photographer as he walked into a door.


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