Joined: 4 Jan 2023 Gender: Male Posts: 3,851 Location: He/him/his
01 May 2023, 8:50 pm
Working class girl puts her money to the test She's got a new dress She's gonna look her best Yugoslavia's been blown to bits She's gotta new dress She's lookin' to the west
I could probably make every song a rancid song tbh
_________________ Another man's freedom fighter, one man's terrorist is - Yoda (probably)
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocations Who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry She's putting up her hair She's touring the facility And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
I want a girl who gets up early I want a girl who stays up late I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation I want a girl with good dividends At Citibank, we will meet accidentally We'll start to talk when she chews on my pen She wants a car with a cup holder armrest She wants a car that will get her there She's changing her name From Kitty to Karen --- > LMAOOOOOO She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, jacket
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_________________ I never give you my number, I only give you my situation. Beatles
Joined: 4 Jan 2023 Gender: Male Posts: 3,851 Location: He/him/his
01 May 2023, 9:10 pm
I want it long straight curly fuzzy Shaggy snaggy ratty matty Oily greasy fleecy shining Gleaming streaming flaxen waxen Knotted polka-dotted Twisted beaded braided Powdered flowered and confettied Tangled spangled mangled and spaghettied Oh say can you see my eyes if you can Then my hair's too short
_________________ Another man's freedom fighter, one man's terrorist is - Yoda (probably)
Joined: 4 Jan 2023 Gender: Male Posts: 3,851 Location: He/him/his
01 May 2023, 9:24 pm
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing alright, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades
_________________ Another man's freedom fighter, one man's terrorist is - Yoda (probably)
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playin' pool Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helpin' hand Oh, Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face You made a first-class fool out of me But I'm as blind as a fool can be You stole my heart, but I love you anyway
_________________ I never give you my number, I only give you my situation. Beatles
Joined: 4 Jan 2023 Gender: Male Posts: 3,851 Location: He/him/his
01 May 2023, 9:38 pm
Twenty five quid to live on Seven days a week to survive Five and twenty pictures of the queen You won't see the starvation in her eyes Twenty five quid to dish out And you're already ten in debt So with fifteen singles left over The landlord gets the rent
Maggie, Maggie you c**t Maggie, Maggie you c**t Maggie Maggie you c**t Maggie Maggie Maggie Maggie you f*****g c**t
_________________ Another man's freedom fighter, one man's terrorist is - Yoda (probably)
Don't talk to me Please, just f**k with me Please, you know I'm feeling frail It's true, sun shining very bright It's you, I'm gonna love tonight Ice cream tastes good in the afternoon Ice cream tastes good if you eat it soon Oh, my girl sitting in the sun Go buy candy and a currant bun I like to see you run like that
_________________ I never give you my number, I only give you my situation. Beatles
Joined: 4 Jan 2023 Gender: Male Posts: 3,851 Location: He/him/his
01 May 2023, 9:57 pm
Embracing the fall Of what lies within all Humanity bleeds We became the kings Cesspool of the cross Blood f****d to a loss Weak minded and frail No heaven or hell
_________________ Another man's freedom fighter, one man's terrorist is - Yoda (probably)
Joined: 1 Jun 2014 Gender: Male Posts: 88,340 Location: United Kingdom
01 May 2023, 10:04 pm
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night.There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself 'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
'Hotel California' - The Eagles
_________________ On a mountain range I'm Doctor Strange
No stop signs Speed limits Nobody's gonna slow me down Like a wheel Gonna spin it Nobody's gonna mess me around Hey Satan Payin' my dues Playin' in a rockin' band Hey mumma Look at me I'm on the way to the promised land I'm on the highway to Hell
_________________ I never give you my number, I only give you my situation. Beatles
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Joined: 9 Jan 2009 Age: 63 Gender: Female Posts: 9,828 Location: Australia
01 May 2023, 10:08 pm
If heaven and hell decide That they both are satisfied, Illuminate the "Nos" on their vacancy signs, If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, Then I'll follow you into the dark.
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Joined: 4 Jan 2023 Gender: Male Posts: 3,851 Location: He/him/his
01 May 2023, 10:11 pm
I'm waiting for my last drive While the bugle of my backside Blows a losing beat Hope I don't run out of gas Bet my sacrilegious ass Ain't nothing down there that scares me Oh yeah! And you know! I'm in league with Satan And you know There can't be no debatin' My hell-bound trail I was born with a tail!
_________________ Another man's freedom fighter, one man's terrorist is - Yoda (probably)
Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game Stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed Tsar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
_________________ I never give you my number, I only give you my situation. Beatles