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14 Jan 2008, 7:32 am

Earplugs can't block out sound from HUGE (inflatable) Speaker.

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Ness bends the spear with his baseball bat!


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Johnny English assassinates Kraid by shooting him in the pancreas!


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Johnny English is so stupid that he slips on a skateboard.


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14 Jan 2008, 9:41 am

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Rocket scientist not only helps Kong to land from his flight by yelling equations at him, but he also correctly predicts the rocket barrels' imminent fuel exhaustion.


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14 Jan 2008, 10:35 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJ9HrZq7Ro&feature=related[/youtube]

Tom Lehrer makes jokes about rocket scientist.



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14 Jan 2008, 4:48 pm

Tom Lehrer gets shot with more bug people......
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Unbeknownst to the bug people, Tom had just recently called for an exterminator: "You've gotta get over here right away -- I've got MACAWS!" he screamed in blind panic. Shortly after the bug people killed Mr. Lehrer, the exterminator broke down his door, and fumed the entire place -- for he knew one didn't take any chances with macaws. Indeed, the late Mr. Lehrer's eardrums were near rupture from the South American parrots' incessant human chatter. The bug people also succumbed to the pesticide, defeated by the exterminator.


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15 Jan 2008, 8:00 am

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A swarm of bees picks up the exterminator, knapsack sprayer and all, and flies away with him. He is never seen again.



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15 Jan 2008, 9:22 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJ9HrZq7Ro&feature=related[/youtube]

Tom Lehrer makes jokes about rocket scientist.


Isn't this the PICTURE trumping game?

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