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It's your fault i cut myself when shaving today.

I have very bad artistic skills, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!! !

Oh no, young rodent. There is no royal road to any kind of skill. The road is called Practise. Then some more practice.

I'm pretty sure one day you will understand it. I'm not going to say "It's your fault if you won't". You will.

It's your fault that my school is having crab cakes instead of cupcakes for Valentine's Day.

It's your fault you don't like crab cakes when they are the most delicious kind of cake on earth.

It's your fault that people exist who like crab cakes and try to force them on the rest of us

You are to blame for making me crave crab cakes, which are wonderful!

It's your fault people do that ridiculous "seefood" joke.

It's your fault I feel paranoic now.

It's your fault that I just had to look up what "paranoic" meant.

Your fault that I had to look up that word, too.

EDIT: And Krabo, it's your fault that I learned something new today.

Your fault that I would not mind fish sticks if no crab cakes are available.

it's your fault that I now know people exist who don't know what paranoic means

Just because you are paranoid does not mean that they aren't out to get you.

And that is your fault.

Well. It's the dictionary makers' fault that there is indeed the parallel spelling paranoi[a]c for paranoid.

Your fault that you managed to get a sunburn.

In Finland.

In February.