Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. No one said that the reverse of a corruption is always an improvement.

I wish Windows would work on this young laptop so that I wouldn't have to use Fedora 16 Live with the brightness perpetually at the maximum..

Granted. The Windows version is 1.0.

I wish for a bigger computer system.

Granted. Unfortunately, that computer happens to be ENIAC and it falls from the sky onto you-know-where.

I wish I knew how to automate, "sudo yum -y install [package]."

Granted. However, you type said script to automate "sudo yum -y install [package]" on a Universal Vacuum Automatic Computer (UNIVAC), and it explodes and.. BOOM!

I wish I have a complete office set.

Granted. Now, you have the stage from that infernal broadcast.

I wish I cod [sic] cure my computer.

Granted; you can now cure your computer, but you can no longer be cured of any illness you acquire.

I wish I am omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient.

Granted. You are omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient, but you will no longer be any of those in half a Planck Time.
*POOF*
See?

I wish I could use a better solution for hyperacusis.

granted but it still wont be sufficient enough

I wish I was a little bit taller

Fine, you are put on the rack !

I wish that my car never needed its petrol tank to be filled ever again, the car would run perfectly forever on a single tank of fuel.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

granted, you can have your fuel on the condition you taxi all the old ladies back and forth to bingo every day of your life.

I wish they'd take me off this rack

Happy to oblige. Chop!

I wish I knew what I am forgetting to do to my posts.

granted but now you wont remember how to turn your computer on

i wish that the world was just a little more chaotic.

Granted. The world is a lot more chaotic, and all the chaos surrounds you.

Granted. You decided to grant it, so what can I do?

I wish the chaos and rebellion was NOT self-descriptive. (Note the use of the past tense .)

You wish the chaos and rebellion was NOT self-descriptive, what happens is that the level of chaotic electrical activity in your brain rises to the point that you are no longer able to cope with reality, you descend into a wild restless state like that of a person on BZ. You are no longer able to think and reason to be able to do anything with your mind let alone describe yourself.

But I have mercy, like BZ it does wear off after a few days !

I wish I could pass through my computer screen and enter films on youtube and be able to play there all day. I like the idea of going dancing with Robyn, raving with basshunter, having a curry at Dr bombay’s place, playing the sax in the film evita and dancing with lady gaga all day instead of working before being able to slip back out of the computer screen and into the normal world again.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.