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reginaterrae
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30 May 2010, 12:17 pm

You receive 32 oz.

*inserts a teaspoon*

TallyMan
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30 May 2010, 12:56 pm

You receive a polystyrene cup.

*inserts a pencil*

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Descartes
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30 May 2010, 1:56 pm

The machine has sharpened your pencil for you.

*inserts quarter*

TallyMan
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30 May 2010, 2:17 pm

The machine give you your quarter back and another one for interest.

*inserts 1 Euro*

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theimperiousdork
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30 May 2010, 4:06 pm

The machine spits back the euro, along with all the foreign matter inserted previously (afro, Pokemon, pencil, British pounds, sauce sachet, band-aids, etc.) at you.

*inserts an authentic quarter, posts "ONLY QUARTERS ALLOWED!"*

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TallyMan
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30 May 2010, 4:08 pm

You receive a thank you from the machine.

*inserts a piece of used chewing gum*

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theimperiousdork
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30 May 2010, 4:40 pm

The machine spits back the chewing gum at your face. :eew:

*inserts quarter*

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reginaterrae
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30 May 2010, 7:23 pm

You receive a smiley face.

*inserts 25 pennies*

Ferdinand
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30 May 2010, 7:49 pm

You receive a V8.

*inserts a V8*

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reginaterrae
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30 May 2010, 8:20 pm

You receive a can of WD-40

*inserts some duct tape*

TallyMan
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31 May 2010, 6:26 am

You win a trip in a flying saucer.

*inserts a Klingon*

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KittenWithAWhip
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01 Jun 2010, 1:44 am

Receives Captain Picard.

*inserts Jehovah's Witness tract left in her door*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

TallyMan
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01 Jun 2010, 6:40 am

Machine throws it back at you.

*inserts a cigarette stub*

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KittenWithAWhip
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01 Jun 2010, 12:51 pm

You get lung cancer.

*inserts a tofu dog*

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superboyian
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01 Jun 2010, 1:40 pm

You get yourself a cold dog. Enjoy.

**inserts his head**

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TallyMan
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01 Jun 2010, 3:51 pm

OMG! The machine has turned you into a cartoon character!

*Inserts Walt Disney*

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