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Darkword
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01 Jun 2010, 3:54 pm

A lamentable mistake, as his body is worth its weight in gold.

You receive a lawsuit from the former owners of said body.

*Inserts Writ of Execution*


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reginaterrae
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01 Jun 2010, 4:50 pm

You receive a basket case. (do you know what that is? it's a motorcycle thing)

*inserts a key*



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01 Jun 2010, 5:24 pm

The coin box falls out of the machine... quarters and all manner of rubbish all over the floor. Security guards escort you out of the building and confiscate your key.

*inserts quarter*


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01 Jun 2010, 5:30 pm

You get yourself put into a cartoon as charlie chaplin. 8)

**Inserts an xbox, a ps3, the whole lot basically.**


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01 Jun 2010, 6:34 pm

You win an auctioneers hammer containing woodworm.

*inserts a halved, then halved again $*


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01 Jun 2010, 6:50 pm

You receive some tape with a note requesting you put the dollar back together.

*inserts a snake skin wallet*


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01 Jun 2010, 7:01 pm

You win a shed, some moisturising lotion and a piggy bank.

*inserts quarter*


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01 Jun 2010, 9:22 pm

You have received an empty shampoo bottle.

*inserts quarter*



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01 Jun 2010, 10:49 pm

You receive a wig and some shampoo.

*inserts a snowflake*


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reginaterrae
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02 Jun 2010, 1:44 pm

You receive a rotating artificial Christmas tree.

*inserts a quarter*



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02 Jun 2010, 5:02 pm

You receive a cheap plastic ring.

*inserts Monopoly money*


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reginaterrae
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02 Jun 2010, 5:14 pm

You receive a "go to jail" card (do not pass go, do not collect $200).

*inserts a strand of dental floss*



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02 Jun 2010, 5:16 pm

You receive a sample tube of Polident.

*inserts a PayDay bar*


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reginaterrae
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02 Jun 2010, 5:21 pm

You receive a bill for 40% of your PayDay from the IRS.

*inserts a fishing lure*



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02 Jun 2010, 5:43 pm

You receive an old boot.

*inserts £1*


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reginaterrae
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02 Jun 2010, 5:56 pm

You receive a tour ticket to the Tower of London.

*inserts a quarter*