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29 Nov 2008, 3:31 pm

*Unleashes dooms day device so that everyone bar me in obliterated to smithereens*.



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29 Nov 2008, 5:08 pm

Dylan14 wrote:
A second before Daesmodalus's leviathan hits I attach a rocket on it and it misses by an inch. The moon base is saved.

I clone myself so my clone can be in the spaceship.


Damn...

I really wanted to see the big BADDA-BOOM that moon base of yours would make if I slammed a leviathan on it...

But, the phazon spreads regardless.

*i_wanna_blue's doomsday device short-circuits a nanosecond before it fully functions*



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01 Dec 2008, 3:06 am

*Draws the Phazon goo into his lightsaber...PHAZON LIGHTSABER!*

*Slices next posters head off*



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02 Dec 2008, 9:53 pm

Even without a head I can still fire my BFG 2000 and incinivaporate the three previous posters and the next.



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02 Dec 2008, 9:56 pm

I do not get hurt thanks to my laser proof armor.

I then grab a secret weapon of Doom, the double barrelled shotgun.
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I have now shot the next person in the head.



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02 Dec 2008, 9:59 pm

I have no head so your buckshot does nothing. BFG is powering up, your armor is weakening. This shot stuns Dylan14...



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02 Dec 2008, 10:04 pm

The mathematical demoration machine has put in a CPI, and the statement is reversed and negated. So instead, my armor is strengthing, your BFG weakening. It backfires and you are stunned.



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03 Dec 2008, 3:45 am

Forget all that technical stuff!

*Runs Dylan14 over in a truck*

*Sprays acid in next posters face*



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03 Dec 2008, 3:50 am

gismo I think you watch too much violent movies :lol:

*so i will throw an entertainment system on you*

*drive over next poster with a cement truck*



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03 Dec 2008, 3:17 pm

*Grabs entertainment system, and slides it infront of the cement truck, stopping it straight away*

*Drives over next poster in a monster truck*



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03 Dec 2008, 10:14 pm

Runs gismo over with a bigger and meaner monster truck.



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03 Dec 2008, 11:12 pm

Blows the truck up with a shot from an m1a1 abrams...

Preps to lawnch an air strike on next unfortionete soul...


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04 Dec 2008, 10:39 am

*Shoots down the attacking planes with a rocket launcher*

*Powerslides over next poster in a customised Dodge Viper*



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04 Dec 2008, 11:11 am

*jumps onto the bonnet of said Viper and whacks gismo on the noggin with cricket bat*
Thus fracturing his skull

*uses tank to squash next poster in to a human pancake*



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04 Dec 2008, 2:17 pm

*Clicks skull back into place*

*Rolls quickly under tank, jumps onto the back, shoves a bomb through the lid, locks it, gets back into the Dodge Viper, and drives off*



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05 Dec 2008, 10:47 pm

2 50mm minigun turrets which are velcroed together shoot at the Viper. Aluminum skin is not going to hold together.

Therefore, by MP, your car explodes.