Corrupt A Wish

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Granted but each extra day must be spent on a different continent.

I wish I owned a successful company

Granted, you are now in the toilet paper recycling business.

I wish for a shrink that understands AS.

Granted. The shrink has AS to an unprofessional level of severity.

I wish for a cube.

Granted. You'll be trapped inside it for life.

I wish I could survive out of milk (And I wonder if I could actually survive out of milk... and suplement pills)

Granted, but you must now drink 100 gallons of water a day.

I wish for a perfectly wonderful dinner.

Granted. Jory ate it. Enjoy cleaning up.

I wish to watch an enjoyable movie.

Granted. It is enjoyable for a given value of enjoyable.

I wish for a picogram of antihydrogen. [This will sort the people who actually understand how much antimatter does!]

Granted, it was couriered you, but was blown up by terrorists before arriving.

I wish for an amazing dog.

[ A picogram of antihydrogen would not do much more than a standard pebble at everyday speed and force.]

Granted. It mazes to the other mazing dogs.

I wish for sliced bread. [Should be easy!]

Granted, but it's the kind you don't like. And then you decided you didn't want it sliced after all, but you can't un-slice it.

I wish everything I worried about turned out alright in the end.

Granted, but something that you didn't worry about turned out completely wrong.

I wish for a tax refund.

Granted. You get it in writing but everyone else got one too and the money ran out before you actually got your slice. Shame

I wish for a beautiful day

Redacted

Granted but the cow wants it back and it stalks you forever

I wish for a left shoe

Granted. It stinks and has algae growing all over it.

I wish for silence.

Granted. you have now become without hearing

I wish I could rollerskate really well