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I blame you for not deducing that Krabo just wanted to spend the rest of February on warm beaches.

The sneaky little brat.

Your fault that now I'm dreaming of spending the rest of February on warm beaches

It's your fault that I can walk five minutes down the road and do exactly that.

It's entirely your fault that now I'm calculating mentally how far away your beach is. It must be closer than ten miles.

Ten miles? In five minutes? Well yeah, it certainly is closer than that. If it were anywhere near ten miles, I'd be walking there at around 120 mph ... I've never even driven that fast in my life.

The nearest beach is actually less than half a kilometre from my house.

And it is nice and warm outside, today. Your fault, of course.

It is your fault that now I have to say, "I knew you would take up the walking speed of 120 mph."

I have been savaged by mozzies. Your fault.

While struggling in vain to decipher what it means for this to happen:

From English: savaged by mozzies
To Bulgarian: яростно от mozzies
Back to English: fiercely by mozzies
To Catalan: ferotgement els mosquits
Back to English: fiercely mosquitoes
To Chinese Simplified: 激烈的蚊子
Back to English: Heated mosquito
To Chinese Traditional: 溫水的蚊蟲
Back to English: Heated mosquito
To Czech: Vyhřívané komár
Back to English: Heated mosquito
To Danish: Opvarmet myg
Back to English: Heated mosquito
To Dutch: Verwarmde mug
Back to English: Heated mosquito
To Estonian: Soojendusega sääsk
Back to English: Heated mosquito
To Finnish: Lämmitetty mosquito
Back to English: Heated mosquito
To French: Moustique chauffée
Back to English: Heated mosquito
To German: Beheizte Moskito
Back to English: Heated mosquito
To Greek: Θερμαινόμενη κουνουπιών
Back to English: Heated mosquito
To Haitian Creole: Ipokrit marengwen
Back to English: The false-hearted mosquito
To Hebrew: היתוש false-hearted
Back to English: The mosquito false hearted.
To Hungarian: A szúnyog, hamis szívű.
Back to English: The mosquito, false hearted.
To Indonesian: Nyamuk, palsu hati.
Back to English: Mosquitoes, false heart.
To Italian: Zanzare, cuore falso.
Back to English: Mosquitoes, false heart.

Your fault that Bad Translator is bad!

Theta, I love you. You know that. But you really need to get out more.

I am going to print that off and put it on my wall though. Whenever I am frustrated by itchy bites, I am going to think "Mosquitoes, false heart".

Dear Moomingirl,

Just how does one go about heating a mosquito?

Your fault that I would even think of such a thing.

It's your fault mosquitoes find my blood so delicious, and thus deserve to be skewered and grilled on the braai.

It's your fault (yes, yours, not anybody else's) that now the whole community of 80,000 members are googling to find what on earth is a braai.

It is your fault that i can't breathe through more than one nostril at a time.

You are blamed for bringing the subject of nostrils to this thread.

Blamed for complete lack of sympathy towards people who breathe through one nostril at a time.

You are officially blamed for mentioning sympathy and nostrils in the same sentence.