JerryHatake wrote:
gismo wrote:
*Blocks attackers by running them over in an Aston Martin DB9*
*Throws a giant metal spinning fan at the next 5 postsers*
*Shingen slice your car in half with his giant war axe and you die in the explosion*
*Shingen walks out alive because hes natural unharmed*
*Masamune cuts down the next 1000 posters with ease since he uses six katanas at once*
VICTORY!! !! !!
*Also past poster's head is on a pike now forever (can not be revived since this is Japan's Warring States and technology beyond on this time period does not work or exist at all)
*Oda Nobunaga appears and rains hot lead on the next 10000 posters as well*
???
*Sneaks out of car before the attack*
*Blocks the attack from Masamune with a giant shield*
*Buys another head*
*Grabs an umbrella to block the lead*
*Gets out a Sniper Rifle, loads with a small shard of lead, and fires in the mouth of next poster, poisoning them*
*Calls on a Zombie army that attack all previous and next posters, oh, and they spit acid...*