Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. A single dice is all you ever get the rest of your life.

I wish I understood all social rules.

granted however you never end up in a social situation ever again.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, you are forever hungry instead.

I wish for a fountain of chocolate.

Granted, but F+ still doesn't cut it.

I wish my beautiful blond locks would return.

Granted, but you turn into Rapunzel.

I wish for space travel.

Granted. It exists but you are never in any way associated with it.

I wish I could have conversations with ghosts.

Granted, but you can't communicate with anything else.

I wish mixing red and yellow made blue.

Granted, and the blue is an extremely saturated color more saturated than the purest natural blue.

I wish for an intact yacht on the ground 50 meters from me and a crane on the ground 100 meters from me.

Granted. You now have a toy yacht 50 meters away from you and a crane bird 100 meters away from you.

I wish I had a hot dog.

Granted. It is a burning dog.

I wish for an intact microscope.

Granted. Some idiot autoclaves the microscope.

I wish to understand GM-ing for role-playing.

Granted. You fail to apply the concepts.

I wish I would not have to use the Faroese option just to update my keyboard layout properly.

Granted, but the keyboard won't be compatible to anything.

I wish to end poverty.

Granted. Everyone considered poor or close to poor dies.

I wish for a method of uploading the contents of brains to be implemented and applied.

Granted. All brains with even an iota of profound thought disappear.

I wish for a 4.0 GPA throughout my undergrad education.

Granted, but it will be based on a 10.0 point scale

I wish for an endless supply of milk.