Strapples
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03 Jan 2008, 2:26 pm
i wish that i had 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999£
Granted! but now you are the owner of the european central bank and the money must be dispursed
i wish i could actually make an invention like a giant silky blood pressure cuff that i could be mummy wrapped in
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03 Jan 2008, 5:13 pm
Strapples
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03 Jan 2008, 5:15 pm
I wish that I had a perfectly (all-stages) legal, perfectly functional, maxed out MacBook Pro that I could use for any purpose whatsoever.
Granted! the problem with it is its going to break in the next 24 hours!
i wish i could live without breathing
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03 Jan 2008, 5:18 pm
Strapples
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03 Jan 2008, 5:20 pm
I wish that it was my birthday tomorrow...
Granted! but the macbook breaks tomorrow too..
I wish i could live those 1000 years in my giant blood pressure cuff comfortably squished
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03 Jan 2008, 8:33 pm
Granted, but mice build a nest in your hair and tickle your feet.
i wish Mila Kunis was my girl-friend
and Audrey Hepburn
Strapples
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03 Jan 2008, 9:08 pm
i wish Mila Kunis was my girl-friend
and Audrey Hepburn
Granted! but she turns fugly!
I wish my head and feet were covered in this blood pressure cuff, squashage all around.
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CLASSIC AUTISM
03 Jan 2008, 9:13 pm
granted,but then since you never get out of it,
your computer & powerchair get donated to a charity you don't like.
i wish i was a jedi knight
SleepyDragon
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03 Jan 2008, 9:14 pm
Gosh, you are a one-note sonata, aren't you? 
Granted, but parts of you begin to atrophy and drop off due to reduced blood flow.
I wish the gumtrees would not shed so many leaves, bark strips, gumnuts, twigs and branches all over my yard.
SleepyDragon
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03 Jan 2008, 9:16 pm
Sorry syzzo, that was for Strapples! 
Strapples
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03 Jan 2008, 9:21 pm
Granted, but parts of you begin to atrophy and drop off due to reduced blood flow.
I wish the gumtrees would not shed so many leaves, bark strips, gumnuts, twigs and branches all over my yard.
Granted! it sheds it in your car!
I wish i could in real life get this giant blood pressure cuff that i think of
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03 Jan 2008, 9:25 pm
I figured it out
Granted,you move to a high-rise & in storms you can feel the building
Swaaaaaayyyyyiiiiiinnnngggggg
EDIT:oh, i forgot a wish, i wish...Strapples would use his imagination!
NoNameRockBand
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03 Jan 2008, 9:51 pm
03 Jan 2008, 9:56 pm
Granted, but he decides not to use it here.
I wish that I could get guitar lessons for free.
Oh! Brilliant! I'm still laughing!
Ah...laughing too much to think of a reply!
NoNameRockBand
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03 Jan 2008, 10:03 pm
Granted, but he decides not to use it here.
I wish that I could get guitar lessons for free.
Oh! Brilliant! I'm still laughing! Ah...laughing too much to think of a reply!
I know, I know...I'm a total genius for coming up with that line.
03 Jan 2008, 10:24 pm
I think so!
NoNameRockBand gets free guitar lessons,but then goes deaf.
i wish brain fog wouldn't attack me in the middle of a post.
Which is what has just happened.Blah.
