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Simonono Veteran
Joined: 25 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: MalePosts: 3,299
"Hardy come quick, I think I've just invented colour!"
KeyMaker Blue Jay
Joined: 13 Apr 2011Age: 40Gender: FemalePosts: 83
I traded the horse in for a dragon because I get better air miles and there is less poop to clean up.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
You're looking hot, babe, wanna go for a ride?
I've heard of green fingers but never a flaming thumb.
Bazinga Tufted Titmouse
Joined: 13 Apr 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 42
Where da heck did I left my effing cigar????
Must remember... I have no reflection in mirrors and photo's of me are blank.
Brainfre3ze_93 Veteran
Joined: 5 Jun 2010Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 16,912Location: Not here
How do I look with my shades?
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
How long do I have to keep smiling?
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,844Location: Australia
If you dare tickle my tummy, I'll amputate your arm.
I don't think we're in Kansas, Dorothy.
O noes, I's drunk.
Now if only I could remember everything.
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
That's absolutely funny...
Bloodheart Veteran
Joined: 17 Jan 2011Age: 43Gender: FemalePosts: 2,194Location: Newcastle, England.
Poe has a lot to answer for...
My heart is transparent only during the daytime.