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Simonono
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17 Apr 2011, 10:33 am

"Hardy come quick, I think I've just invented colour!"



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17 Apr 2011, 11:42 am

I traded the horse in for a dragon because I get better air miles and there is less poop to clean up.


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17 Apr 2011, 12:51 pm

You're looking hot, babe, wanna go for a ride?



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17 Apr 2011, 1:00 pm

8O I've heard of green fingers but never a flaming thumb.


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17 Apr 2011, 1:02 pm

Where da heck did I left my effing cigar????


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17 Apr 2011, 1:08 pm

Must remember... I have no reflection in mirrors and photo's of me are blank.


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17 Apr 2011, 3:30 pm

How do I look with my shades?


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17 Apr 2011, 5:27 pm

How long do I have to keep smiling?


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17 Apr 2011, 11:38 pm

If you dare tickle my tummy, I'll amputate your arm. :twisted:



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18 Apr 2011, 12:28 am

I don't think we're in Kansas, Dorothy.


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18 Apr 2011, 12:53 am

O noes, I's drunk.



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18 Apr 2011, 9:08 am

Now if only I could remember everything.


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18 Apr 2011, 3:06 pm

That's absolutely funny...



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18 Apr 2011, 3:12 pm

Poe has a lot to answer for...


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18 Apr 2011, 6:05 pm

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18 Apr 2011, 6:06 pm

My heart is transparent only during the daytime.


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