Corrupt A Wish

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02 Jun 2012, 2:27 am

Granted, you get a glass of water (whether the lemonade was concentrate or not)

I wish to stomp on ants and suck out their souls.

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02 Jun 2012, 8:27 am

granted.......but you switched souls

i wish i wish i hadn't sat on that fish

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02 Jun 2012, 4:16 pm

Granted. You sat on an orphan instead.

I wish you lived in the Webcomic,"Order of the Stick."

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05 Jun 2012, 10:39 am

Granted, but since I don't know anything about webcomics, only knitting websites, you're a lace pattern on theknittingfool.com. :twisted:

I wish I could not have to work and could knit all day.

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05 Jun 2012, 12:20 pm

Mindsigh wrote:

Granted, but since I don't know anything about webcomics, only knitting websites, you're a lace pattern on theknittingfool.com. :twisted:

I wish I could not have to work and could knit all day.

Granted; you knit so many items at a time that you trap yourself in a cocoon of knitted clothing.

I wish that I could go to any college I want for free.

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05 Jun 2012, 1:48 pm

Granted. You can go to the college, but not get an education.

I wish that Charlie Brown finally be allowed to kick the football.

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05 Jun 2012, 3:05 pm

Granted, but now he is forced to sleep on Snoopy's doghouse.

I wish for a real vacation.

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05 Jun 2012, 6:35 pm

Granted, you are now in Syria.

I wish that there was a demonic beast in your bedroom.

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06 Jun 2012, 1:43 pm

Granted, but instead it came to your room...

I wish for more people to show up and talk to me, right now.

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06 Jun 2012, 1:44 pm

Granted, but so many people appear and demand to talk to you that you have a meltdown.

I wish for it to be this Saturday.

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06 Jun 2012, 1:48 pm

Granted, but then for some reason, whatever is happening that day that makes you wish for it to be that day doesn't happen.

I wish for more hot weather.

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06 Jun 2012, 1:50 pm

Granted. It becomes hot, but in reality, the sun is turning into a red giant.

I wish for a new iPod Touch.

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06 Jun 2012, 1:51 pm

Granted. It disintegrates when you touch it.
I wish gossiping would stop.

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06 Jun 2012, 1:52 pm

Granted. Killing begins.

I wish that the nib on my tablet pen will never wear down.

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06 Jun 2012, 2:22 pm

Granted. You Caused global warming!

I wish that people would respond faster to my posts.

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06 Jun 2012, 2:29 pm

Granted. You become "the post that launched a thousand ships".

I wish for a USB drive with a larger capacity.

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