PRIZE MACHINE

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The machine spits out the SnowBall Quarters to your face, as it only accepts quarters.

*inserts quarter*

The machine doesn't accept quarters anymore, for some reason, so it explodes like a badnik.

(repairs machine, then inserts quarter)

You receive a penny and a reprimand for putting in improper objects, the machine ejects its coin slot, and fills the space with lead.

*inserts balsamic vinegar*

You have recieved a Shoggoth. Feed him giant penguins daily or he'll starve.

*Inserts power crystals(sour patch kids)*

As always, the machine spits out the balsamic vinegar and the power crystals onto you.

*inserts real quarter*

You have received a thank you card from the machine for inserting an actual quarter.
*inserts quarter*

You have recieved a quarter. Unfortunately, the machine spew it so fast, it pierces your brain.

*Inserts an ancient talisman found by me in a temple near the Plateau of Leng*

You receive a document explaining that the object has been returned to the proper historical authorities and that you will be charged with theft of a national treasure.

*inserts hand*

You get shaked.

*inserts gum wrapper*

You receive a bottle of spiced vodka.

*inserts Murcielago*

You receive a bucket of guano (murciélago is "bat" in Spanish!)

*inserts middle C"

(Indeed it is!)
You receive an employment offer from Hy-Vee.

*Inserts Kyouka Suigetsu*

You receive a throat lozenge.

*Inserts an antique bullet*

You recieve the Hidden Musket of The Cremlings. Use it to shoot some bees.
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*Inserts fi-hundred dolla bill*

You win the whole machine brought to you by zwinky.

**Inserts viruses**

You get AIDS.

*Inserts Ryūjin Jakka*