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It's your fault I have to be up early tomorrow. G'night Krabo.

*sigh*

Hey, I was sat here all last night when there was no one here to play!

Gotta go, Nähdään huomiseen

You are. Faulted for posting in Crabean in a public forum.

Or Krabian.

Dunno how he spells his language.

It's your fault - and I mean the two of you - that I'm now having a cucumber sandwich.

I blame you for not contacting me before. I could have sent you fresh, homegrown cucumbers from my garden.

(See, Sylkat - I knew if we tried long enough we could gradually introduce him to civilization.)

I blame you for being a civilizing influence on a descendant of aggressive, murdering, burning, pillaging Viking Crabs.

It's not often I get to be a good influence on someone.

I blame you for not letting me enjoy this rare moment.

I blame you for not completely civilizing Krabo, who, has recurring dreams of swinging a battle axe and screaming "ODINNN'!

I appreciate the obvious willingness of both of you to see the bright side of things. However, I must blame you for a substantial error: Finns were not Vikings. Actually, the Vikings never invaded Finland because there was nothing to plunder.

Perhaps the Finnish PEOPLE were not Vikings, but the ancient Finnish Crabs were vicious aggressors who pinched off toes by the thousands. And stole everything that they could carry. Like chickens and small pigs.

And they did scream 'ODINNN'!

I blame you for making have to read that, and not for finding you blame anyone in any way.

I blame you for not offering to send Krabo a handmade Viking helmet so he can be what his ancestors were deprived of.

I blame you for making me laugh with your story of Finnish Viking Krabs, and then having to try to explain to the people at work what is funny. Do you have any idea what this stuff sounds like to "normal" people?

I seriously blame you for having the bad taste to work at a job where you must associate with the sort of people who are unaware of Finnish Viking Krabs.

I know. You are so right. I think I will just quit now.