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10 Jun 2012, 8:40 pm

Granted. You will not have an internet connection to it.

I wish a pot of gold that won't harm me.

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10 Jun 2012, 9:15 pm

Granted, but it disappears immediately (although harmlessly).

I wish for a Chapstick that works.

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10 Jun 2012, 11:03 pm

Granted. But you have to have an alien worm implanted in your body before you get it.

I wish that a single ork warboss plus fifty orks appeared in Twilight land to pulverize the sparkly fanged idiots they call vampires.

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11 Jun 2012, 12:23 am

Granted now the werewolf population explodes.

I wish people were smarter.

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11 Jun 2012, 5:22 am

Granted. There are now two more smarter people, but they don't like you.

I wish for a bag of potato chips.

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11 Jun 2012, 8:58 am

Granted. The bag is 10 tons and youi will be eating only potato chips from now on.

I wish for an unpolluted river.

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11 Jun 2012, 10:40 am

Granted, but there 50,000 kids who can't find the toilet swimming in it.

I wish Republicans and Democrats could agree on a valid economic plan.

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11 Jun 2012, 8:26 pm

Granted, but it involves creating a new holocaust and cutting off support from the UN.

I wish that a giant troll face appeared in Alabama.

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13 Jun 2012, 5:53 am

Granted, but it's connected to a giant troll, and it eats Alabama.

I wish for something silly.

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13 Jun 2012, 9:15 am

Granted. Nothing will be serious again.

I wish for bigger airline seats.

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13 Jun 2012, 10:14 am

Granted, but the price triples.

I wish for more spinach dip.

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13 Jun 2012, 11:13 am

Granted, but it's 25 years after the expiration date.

I wish I had a Planet-sized Metal Spinning Space Halo with an artifical enviroment and atmosphere so I could live there.

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13 Jun 2012, 3:54 pm

Anarbaculardrop wrote:

Granted, but it's 25 years after the expiration date.

I wish I had a Planet-sized Metal Spinning Space Halo with an artifical enviroment and atmosphere so I could live there.

Granted, but all the whiniest celebrities and most annoyingly talkative relatives anyone has on Earth have to go live there with you.

I wish my kitchen had a larger fridge.

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14 Jun 2012, 6:08 am

Granted. Your kitchen is now just a giant refrigerator.

I wish for some clam chowder.

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14 Jun 2012, 10:23 am

Granted, but it's hairy and the odor is horrendous.

I wish someone would invent the replacement for oil.

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14 Jun 2012, 5:41 pm

Oldout wrote:

Granted, but it's hairy and the odor is horrendous.

I wish someone would invent the replacement for oil.

Granted; commute become obsolete.

I wish that I could think of a decent wish at the moment.

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