Corrupt A Wish

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ghoti
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14 Jun 2012, 7:11 pm

Granted. You then will no longer think of a decent wish again.

I wish for an openable container for a liquid that otherwise dissolves everything.

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16 Jun 2012, 2:00 am

Granted, you have the container, but you don't have the liquid.

I wish for a perfect pair of earplugs.

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16 Jun 2012, 2:44 am

Granted, you have the earplugs but they're too small for your ears, resulting in you pushing them further into your ears therefore breaking your eardrums- somehow.

I wish for the roads to be fixed properly.

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16 Jun 2012, 2:53 am

Granted you taxes went up 700%

I wish for a sleeping pill that worked for me.

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16 Jun 2012, 10:27 am

Granted, you will be permanently sleeping (not dead) just perpetual sleep.

I wish certain parts of my anatomy still worked like they did when I was 20.

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16 Jun 2012, 10:37 am

Granted: Little Oldout is standing at attention every morning like a good soldier, but now you can't remember why.

I wish I was the last man alive.

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16 Jun 2012, 12:24 pm

Granted, you die of loneliness.

I wish I were a demigod.

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16 Jun 2012, 1:15 pm

Granted. Unfortunately the jealous wife and concubines of the God who fathered you are all trying to kill you.

I wish I was walking on an empty beach with an azure blue sea.

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16 Jun 2012, 1:30 pm

Granted, but every other human being is either dead or devolved, and apes are the new rulers in their stead. :lol:

I wish I had a group of sapient, talking penguins that can live forever unless they are killed in combat(not assassinated or murdered) that had alien blasters from Fallout 3.

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17 Jun 2012, 8:58 pm

Granted. They go extinct after they go into immediate combat.

I wish to get rid of meaningless holidays.

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17 Jun 2012, 11:40 pm

Granted. Now every holiday is given an extra special meaning.

I wish for a piece of the world's best cake.

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18 Jun 2012, 10:43 am

Granted, but shipping delays cause it to arrive stale, moldy and crushed.

I wish for a 1950 Packard.

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18 Jun 2012, 6:11 pm

Granted. It is rusted out and inoperable.

I wish for a bridge from Los Angeles to Hawaii.

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19 Jun 2012, 6:48 am

Granted, but it's a toll bridge, and the toll is $1000 per mile.

I wish for truth.

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19 Jun 2012, 7:01 am

Granted, but truth is, I lied.

I wish for good weather.

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19 Jun 2012, 10:36 am

Granted, but its on the other side of the planet.

I wish for a voluptuous, 20-year-old, blond bombshell to be my caretaker.

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