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with subtitles as often translations are rarely accurate.



Speak in ancient Latin or Speak in ancient Greek?

I can prolly speek leek or gratin I can't choose between the two.

sharp cheddar cheese,
or
goat cheese?

sharp cheddar cheese

Red or White win?

red.

hard cider
or
stout?

neither.

a weekend in dubrovnik or a weekend inside a giant, hollowed out ham sandwich?

the giant ham sandwich would keep me fed, at least.

jump naked into a 10' deep swimming pool full of manure and arsenic, to retrieve a gold brick at the bottom,
or
work hard labor 12 hours every day breaking rocks for a year, in exchange for $360,000.00?

the latter has, at least, much less risk for contracting zoonotic diseases.

a weekend trapped inside a giant ham sandwich in dubrovnik or a weekend trapped inside a miniature dubrovnik in which there is a regularly sized ham sandwich?

giant ham sandwich still wins.

jump naked into a 6' deep swimming pool full of your own waste products retrieved from your septic tank, to retrieve a gold brick at the bottom-
or
redeem a certificate entitling you to the services of the local house of ill repute for 3 years, unlimited services?

still going to stay away from any poo, regardless of who it belongs to.

a month trapped inside a giant conglomeration of items from dubrovnik shaped like a sandwich, or a month trapped inside a dubrovnik replica made entirely out of (plastic covered) sandwiches?

I'll take the month trapped inside a dubrovnik replica made entirely out of (plastic covered) sandwiches

Travel the trans-Siberian Railway in Russia as a Kazakh OR the Nile River as a British protectorate as a Nubian?

trans siberian railway.

a very large ant, or a very small elephant?

A very small elephant.

A mild winter or a cool summer?

cool summer




Archaic curses or Futuristic catastrophes?

Futuristic Catastrophes.

Hardcore Punk or Emotive-Hardcore? (you have to pick one)

No I don't

Bobby Orr or Wayne Gretsky?

wayne gretsky, if only because of this:



cold, sunny and dry, or cold, foggy and humid?