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21 Jun 2012, 7:59 pm

Granted, but you realize that your in the court of Gilgamesh.

I wish that a new species of immortal, sapient rabbits appeared on Earth.


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21 Jun 2012, 8:24 pm

Granted. They take over the planet.

I wish for a cubic world



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22 Jun 2012, 11:40 am

That wish has already been granted and it is called Minecraft.

I wish for a diamond sword which I can't afford :lol:


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22 Jun 2012, 3:46 pm

Granted. You will spend the rest of your life paying for it.

I wish for the sun to circle earth.



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22 Jun 2012, 4:26 pm

Granted. It does...but only in your mind.

I wish for something to make me feel better.



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23 Jun 2012, 10:34 am

Granted, but the police knock on your door about the smell. Enjoy your rent free stay.

I wish someone would make birthdays illegal.



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23 Jun 2012, 11:51 am

Granted. No one will be born from now on.

I wish for a silent bullhorn.



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23 Jun 2012, 12:24 pm

Granted, but it was shipped via USPS and they played kickball with the box.

I wish WipEout 2048 was on the PC.


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23 Jun 2012, 10:12 pm

Granted. There is a copy in a box sitting on a PC.

I wish I knew what to get for dinner.


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24 Jun 2012, 7:09 am

Granted, but you end up getting haribo sweets for starter, lollipops for main course and snow cones for dessert, so you end up feeling really ill afterwards even though you enjoyed it. :twisted:

I wish that "The Fellowship of the Ring," film is as good as I hope it will be.


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24 Jun 2012, 1:28 pm

Granted. No other films will live up to your wishes.

I wish for a sanitary unbreakable glass.



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24 Jun 2012, 2:24 pm

Granted. You can never leave your house.
I wish that the world was peaceful.


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24 Jun 2012, 4:05 pm

Granted, but now everybody is forced to live on Mars.

I wish for a faster internet connection.


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24 Jun 2012, 6:22 pm

Granted, but you can only use Cracked.

I wish I had a cloning machine that created opposite gender versions of the person cloned that didn't age anymore faster than a human would normally when it reaches 18 years of growth.


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25 Jun 2012, 4:38 am

Granted, but the clones have so many genetic defects that they immediately develop terminal cancer.

I wish that someone would make toothpaste that tastes like steak.


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25 Jun 2012, 9:03 am

Granted. Pigs go extinct.

I wish that everyone was equal.


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