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Is a country boy at heart,
but moved to the city to be closer to the internet.

Is the 'puts cocktail shrimp in pantyhose fairy'

Is made of Frogs and snails and puppy-dogs' tails!

Will not eat a sandwich unless it has banana peels in it.

Is Amy Winehouse's role model !

Carefully guards his patent for a brassiere fitted for udders so that bashful farmers can watch their herds without blushing.

Digs holes in his backyard to let the morlocks out.
However, they are happy where they are and have filed for a restraining order against him for invasion of privacy.

Was shunned by the morlocks for preferring barbecued eloi to fried eloi and trying to get them to convert to BBQ.

Opened a BB on the BBC about BBQ's

Is actually the actor who takes on the roles of the Teletubbies. (Yes, all of them. Even that annoying vacuum)

He was featured in the tweenies and so far, all that did was give me nightmares at night.

Goes dumpster diving for things to eat...

Lives in a dumpster and complains every time someone throws rubbish on top of him

Can only ASPIRE to live in a dumpster- is still lying in a gutter (but is looking at the stars.)

Aspires to live in the gutter - is still living in a cardboard box in the middle of the motorway (but is admiring all the cars swerving past).

I forget exactly how this joke went... there used to be two comedians on TV who bragged more and more outrageously how poor they were and where they lived when they grew up.

Lives in a hut constructed of Taco Bell food wrappers held together with wads of used gum.