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RedheadedStep_Child
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02 May 2011, 11:03 pm

I Feel a Draft.


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03 May 2011, 8:18 am

No, no, no! Lick the ice cream, not the frog.


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03 May 2011, 12:29 pm

No more catnip please!


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03 May 2011, 3:09 pm

I think my arms are stuck in this position.


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03 May 2011, 3:27 pm

Please let me sleep for, it's only good manners to do so..



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03 May 2011, 3:39 pm

I knew there would be a problem with those concrete wellington boots.


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04 May 2011, 7:50 am

Please don't make me use this!


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04 May 2011, 5:26 pm

It's been a happy day today so, here is a hug..



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05 May 2011, 9:36 am

So much for global warming!


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05 May 2011, 10:53 am

You are feeling sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.


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05 May 2011, 11:48 am

Gromit, what do you think of my special instrument to lift up old lady's skirts? :shameonyou:



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05 May 2011, 12:40 pm

They are fresh picked from the orchard next to Chernobyl.


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05 May 2011, 12:45 pm

All right, I farted. SO what?



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05 May 2011, 12:48 pm

Just don't light that flame thrower! 8O


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05 May 2011, 1:04 pm

Thank god I have clean pants at home.



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05 May 2011, 1:06 pm

Thank god I've got this Jehovah's Witness repellent spray.


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