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29 Jun 2012, 3:40 pm

I wish it would be sunny again tomorrow. :D


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29 Jun 2012, 4:55 pm

Granted. Tomorrow is a perfect sunny day. It is also the start of the worst drought in history. Crops fail and millions go hungry.

I wish I could think of a good wish.


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29 Jun 2012, 4:57 pm

Granted, but then it gets corrupted. MWHAHAHA. :twisted: :twisted:

I wish that I could have my own pet Lorax.


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29 Jun 2012, 6:20 pm

Granted, but you quickly become bored with it because all it does is speak for the trees.

I wish to find a good book to read.


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29 Jun 2012, 9:16 pm

Granted. You lose your eyesight.

I wish to have a clean room.



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29 Jun 2012, 10:49 pm

Granted. A black hole suddenly appears in your room and sucks away everything in it.

I wish to find out the secret to time travel.


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30 Jun 2012, 3:09 am

Granted, you find out everything that will happen to you and it's all bad things.

I wish to visit another town.



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30 Jun 2012, 3:44 am

Granted, you visit a ghost town in the Arizona desert. Too bad you don't have a way to get home.

I wish for a quiet weekend.


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30 Jun 2012, 3:55 am

Granted. No talking, no radio, no TV, no music, enjoy the silence.

I wish for it to be a nice day.



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30 Jun 2012, 10:19 am

Granted, but this is not the thread for that. You need to wish a bad wish that will be corrupted into a good wish.

I wish women understood men. (This could also be considered a dream.)



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30 Jun 2012, 1:26 pm

Granted. You will no longer understand women.

I wish to get out of debt.



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01 Jul 2012, 1:44 am

Granted, now you have too much money.

I wish you were turned into an argonian from skyrim and got a full suit of daedric armor.


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02 Jul 2012, 6:45 am

Granted, but I then come to slaughter you because I'm just too AWESOME.

I wish my afternoon will be successful.


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02 Jul 2012, 10:38 am

Granted, but by evening you discover you have a deadly STD.

I wish bankers could speak English.



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02 Jul 2012, 1:08 pm

Granted it is an octave above human hearing so you can't hear them.

I wish I could make a bad game thread that no one plays.


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02 Jul 2012, 1:33 pm

Granted. It's so bad that it gets you banned by the mods.

I wish I understand electromagnetic induction.


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