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theimperiousdork
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25 Aug 2009, 5:18 am

I am nonexistent.



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25 Aug 2009, 5:25 am

I am the man on the moon - they left



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26 Aug 2009, 9:23 pm

I am not about to pass out.



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27 Aug 2009, 1:17 am

I was a boogie singer, singing in a rock and roll band.



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27 Aug 2009, 1:27 am

I was a Chippendale Dancer 8O



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27 Aug 2009, 8:05 am

In a past life I dated Virginia Woolf.


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27 Aug 2009, 9:12 pm

I have no access to this thing they call the internet - which is only a Fad anyway



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27 Aug 2009, 11:31 pm

I am a neat freak.



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27 Aug 2009, 11:45 pm

Obama is the best leader in the history of the world



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27 Aug 2009, 11:56 pm

Obama is a leftist. :wink:



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28 Aug 2009, 1:03 am

Obama invented the interwebs.



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28 Aug 2009, 1:52 am

The Obama family is a fine example of saving money



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28 Aug 2009, 1:55 am

I'm a registered sex offender



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28 Aug 2009, 2:06 am

Everybody in Texas has a chainsaw and is willing to use it accordingly :twisted:



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28 Aug 2009, 2:24 am

I'm full of joy and very serene indeed.



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28 Aug 2009, 2:28 am

I enjoy being called a dirty old man