06 Jan 2008, 9:36 pm
Strapples
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06 Jan 2008, 9:37 pm
I wish that Microsoft stopped working with computers and stuck with gaming.
Granted! but the united states army systems run windows and fail causing a nuclear warhead to launch accidentally, the UK takes it as hostile and starts world war 3
i wish i were invulnerable to suffocation!
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06 Jan 2008, 9:40 pm
Granted, but your lungs hurt FOREVER! 
Strapples
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06 Jan 2008, 9:43 pm
you did not make a wish, so i give you a boyfriend with huge warm sticky arms and he hugs you FOREVER
i wish i had a load of painkillers for the lung pain... and also i wish for my girlfriend to hug me even tighter
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06 Jan 2008, 9:47 pm
Granted, she squeezes so tight that it cuts off bloodflow to your head.
I wish that the world was VR and we could respawn until natural death, so that we could play Hot Potat0wnage!
Strapples
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06 Jan 2008, 9:49 pm
I wish that the world was VR and we could respawn until natural death, so that we could play Hot Potat0wnage!
Granted! but it costs 5 bucks per respawn
I wish i could live without head circulation
and that she could hug me even tighter
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10 Jan 2008, 1:29 am
10 Jan 2008, 4:25 am
Strapples
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10 Jan 2008, 6:28 am
Granted,
You're FIRED!
I wish I could solve a Rubik's cube!
Granted! but you can no longer solve how the hell to turn on a computer
You walk around looking like a light version of yourself.
Eventually, a calory-wise predator consumes you for their meal of the week.
Ok... so i get eaten...
I wish for it to be very tight and soft and squishy in is belly, and also i wish i could live in there and not die.
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10 Jan 2008, 4:31 pm
Granted, you now live forever.
However, you become intensely tired with life, and are unable to end it. 
I wish that I could spend more time with my GF.
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10 Jan 2008, 4:35 pm
However, you become intensely tired with life, and are unable to end it.
I wish that I could spend more time with my GF.
Granted! but now she hugs you with superglue all over her arms and your stuck forever
I wish i could have my girlfriend back
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10 Jan 2008, 4:39 pm
I would grant it with no corruption. However, I know nothing about you and your girlfriend.
Therefore, I will grant you with a new girlfriend that is good for you. 
I wish that oil and water would mix...
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10 Jan 2008, 4:40 pm
Therefore, I will grant you with a new girlfriend that is good for you.
I wish that oil and water would mix...
Granted! but it creates a giant firey explosion that causes your girlfriend to become even more stickier and stick to you
hmm... i got a bit of a sticky warm girls obsession...
I wish for my new girlfriend to be a sumo wrestling girl who is very sticky and warm and has huge arms
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10 Jan 2008, 4:44 pm
Therefore, I will grant you with a new girlfriend that is good for you.
I wish that oil and water would mix...
Granted! but it creates a giant firey explosion that causes your girlfriend to become even more stickier and stick to you
hmm... i got a bit of a sticky warm girls obsession...I wish for my new girlfriend to be a sumo wrestling girl who is very sticky and warm and has huge arms
I don't think I would mind my GF being stuck to me...
I don't even want to know about your sumo wrestling girl.
I wish that I could drink tea constantly.
Strapples
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10 Jan 2008, 4:47 pm
Therefore, I will grant you with a new girlfriend that is good for you.
I wish that oil and water would mix...
Granted! but it creates a giant firey explosion that causes your girlfriend to become even more stickier and stick to you
hmm... i got a bit of a sticky warm girls obsession...I wish for my new girlfriend to be a sumo wrestling girl who is very sticky and warm and has huge arms
I don't think I would mind my GF being stuck to me...
I don't even want to know about your sumo wrestling girl.
I wish that I could drink tea constantly.
Granted! but you cannot drink it it must be given via IV
why do you not want to know about sumo wrestling girl... reason id like her is cuz shed be heavy warm and sticky so she could lay on me at night and id fall asleep under her (non sexual... sensory integration likes heavy things, and i like warm and sticky things, especially hugs
)
i wish people understood my weirdness
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10 Jan 2008, 4:52 pm
Therefore, I will grant you with a new girlfriend that is good for you.
I wish that oil and water would mix...
Granted! but it creates a giant firey explosion that causes your girlfriend to become even more stickier and stick to you
hmm... i got a bit of a sticky warm girls obsession...I wish for my new girlfriend to be a sumo wrestling girl who is very sticky and warm and has huge arms
I don't think I would mind my GF being stuck to me...
I don't even want to know about your sumo wrestling girl.
I wish that I could drink tea constantly.
Granted! but you cannot drink it it must be given via IV
why do you not want to know about sumo wrestling girl... reason id like her is cuz shed be heavy warm and sticky so she could lay on me at night and id fall asleep under her (non sexual... sensory integration likes heavy things, and i like warm and sticky things, especially hugs
)i wish people understood my weirdness
Alright, THAT I can understand. I like heavy pressure, as do several other aspies I know. My appoligies. I had pictured something twisted, immoral, and possibly illegal.
Granted. People now understand your wierdness. However, it causes them to lose whatever respect they had for you.
I wish that I could control the flow of time...
