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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Has an Irish gardener called Paddy to do all her gardening for her.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,877Location: Australia
Has a French maid called Fifi to do all his dusting for him.
(Shhhhh! Don't tell everyone, the wife might find out! ) Dusts the crops in her garden.
Sprinkles his furniture with extra dust to keep Fifi employed.
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
Yet she eats the furnitures after sprinkling dust but doesn't want to share it with anyone.
mysassyself Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2009Age: 48Gender: FemalePosts: 1,222Location: my house, usually
Shares the fairy bread sprinkles with fairies on the furniture
She searches for a alchemist but unfortunately this one was very hot tempered.
Kenjuudo Veteran
Joined: 7 Mar 2009Age: 47Gender: MalePosts: 2,553Location: Norway
Is one of the fairies.
He is really Pixie Lott on a really good day, but Lady Gaga on a really bad day.
auntblabby Veteran
Joined: 12 Feb 2010Gender: MalePosts: 115,275Location: the island of defective toy santas
eats a lot on a good day, but gags on his vittles, on a bad day.
Whittles about playing skittles with his vittles.
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
Trying to build a new version of the Wall of China
Put in a quotation to rebuild the wall of China using Lego bricks.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
He's a Korean tyre manufacturer.
She wants a shrubbery.
He's Roger the Shrubber (in the spare time when he's not being Korean tyre manufacturer).