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09 Apr 2010, 12:59 am

rides a yak/cow hybrid to the kashi cereal factory and boos loudly at the building, while the yak/cow just moos in general.

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09 Apr 2010, 3:28 am

Is employed to milk 100 yaks by hand every morning.

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09 Apr 2010, 3:34 am

Likes to yakkity-yak to the yaks as he milks them because he finds it a-moo-sing.

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09 Apr 2010, 5:20 am

I went pale reading that. You milked it for all it was worth.

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09 Apr 2010, 6:44 am

No whey would I do that- what udder nonsense! :wink:

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09 Apr 2010, 9:20 am

Pull the udder one. This is getting cheesy. I've never heard such bull. :wink:

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09 Apr 2010, 11:28 am

He doesn't stick to milking yak cows only... :roll:

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09 Apr 2010, 11:30 am

His friends super-glued him to a bucking bronco while he was drunk.

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09 Apr 2010, 11:34 am

His beard is fake, and made by the back-hair of his...ehrm... mother. :mrgreen:

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09 Apr 2010, 11:46 am

Was conceived in a test tube by scientists and has no mother or father. His twin is called Judge Dredd.

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09 Apr 2010, 12:11 pm

Won 2009 National Competition in Dishwashing.

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09 Apr 2010, 12:14 pm

Tried to wash her dishes in the washing machine - but it converted them into mosaic tiles. :wink:

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09 Apr 2010, 12:18 pm

Not only that he won dishwashing competition, he also volunteered to all of his neighbours to do the dishwashing for them - he's a hopeless dishwasher addict. :mrgreen:

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09 Apr 2010, 12:53 pm

Hand washes their socks.

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09 Apr 2010, 1:05 pm

Wears only pink or yellow tube or bobby socks.

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09 Apr 2010, 1:14 pm

Wears clogs all the time... even in bed.

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