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He makes his own pairs, every Tuesday and Saturday, at least 6 pairs per week.

A popular theory goes; Given certain constants, the above person's milk-drinking vs. hysteria statistics can be approximated with the formula y=ax+b.

The person above me refuses to drink his milk unless wearing his favourite pink shorts and fluffy slippers.

Recycles old slippers and manufactures tyres from them.

Claims to be a Korean tyre manufacturer, while in fact he's actually an Eskimo salesman selling cheap whale blubber to Russian immigrants.

Installs central heating in igloos. Is currently being sued by an Eskimo who turned his heating up too high with dire consequences.

Chokeholds old ladies when volunteering at an old age home.

Is actually a Russian spy working incognito for Hungarian government.

Tovarich Booyakaha is really a spy for the French cheese organization.

He is really a reincarnated ancient tofu maker who came back only to expose all the false spies working for the French cheese organization.

Has an unusual gravitational attraction that causes any nearby cheeses to leap off shelves and orbit around her.

Is the best camel driver of the century.

Is the camel on which TallyMan rides.

Is my second cousin's uncle's best man's milkman.

Gets the hump when ridden.

Is the most expensive camel jockey in the whole of Middle and Far East.