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Teaches horses to speak Latvian.

Speaks Latvian hoarsely.

Teaches camels the basics of quantum mechanics.

Is having problems getting the concept of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle across to the neighbour's cat which can't make up it's mind whether to exist or not.

Babysits Schrödinger's cat and tries to teach her the basics of Heisenberg uncertainty principle.

Designed a quantum cat-flap enabling said cat to be both inside and outside at the same time without passing through the door. This worked fine until the cat fell down a gravitational well.

Got bored with the cat and thus returned back to camels - now is teaching them French irregular verbs.

Owns an irregular camel with three humps.

Owns a two headed calf, three headed pigs and a dozen of headless chickens.

Runs around frantically like a headless chicken.

Asked why the (headless) chicken crossed the road.

Stopped all traffic while the (headless) chicken crossed the road.

Ran a farm breeding headless chickens especially for KFC.

Opened his own (headless) fried chicken outlet.

Genetically modified headless chickens so they had four legs... KFC wanted them in that ratio: 4 legs to 2 wings and no head.

Teaches headless chickens to dance rumba.