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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Teaches turkeys how to lay eggs.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Teaches camels how to lay eggs.
Has a recipe for cooking dodo eggs but hasn't had much opportunity to try it.
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
Was the last ever person to try an dodo egg.
Oooooooooh! Now listen hear you cheeky young whipper snapper! Banned for taking advantage of a senile old man.
He knew what I was talking about... But now he's young again after he managed to solve a jigsaw puzzle.
He was actually laid out of a dodo egg.
Is incubating a tyrannosaurus egg in her linen cupboard - her intentions with it are unknown at this time.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Shows his gratitude by vomiting on anyone who lends a helping hand. I guess you don't want to know what he does, when he's upset.
Goes for a flight in the vomit comet twice a week - claims it is good for losing weight.
Wonders why this movie did not win The Best Picture at the Oscars. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3VU_Q6WonQ[/youtube]
Kenjuudo Veteran
Joined: 7 Mar 2009Age: 47Gender: MalePosts: 2,553Location: Norway
Occasionally chews on tree bark.
Chews on tree bark all the time.
Barks at trees.
Barks at camels.
Runs a business putting new tyres on horses and re-shoeing cars.