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Runs a business of putting hoofs on fleas, frogs and camels.

Runs a restaurant specialising in barbecued frogs served with a topping of fresh fleas.

Makes said hooves.

Hoovers his hooves while hovering.

Is the vacuum cleaner I am using. (It's a "hoover" for you on the other side. )

Uses only hi-tech hoovers like Hoover® patented WindTunnel® technology, with a collapsible handle for small spaces and an automatic rewind cord for cleaning the cowshed.

Has an optical disorder that causes her to see any bottles as General Custer so she never drinks from a bottle.

Every second Thursday turns into werewolf to keep the tax collectors off the way.

Is a covert tax collection agent.

Has webbed fingers and toes, 6-8 on each extremity.

Is perfectly normal because she has the average number of fingers (6 on one hand and 4 on the other) and similarly with toes (1 on one foot and 9 on the other). Regarding the two heads that too is considered normal for the sister of Zaphodbeeblebrocks as per the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

Is an alien.

Started a campaign for liberation of all abducted aliens.

Ran the little corner gunshop in MIB that sold clandestine alien weapons.

Sold clandestine alien weapons to a bunch of camel activists.

Counts grains of sand when bored.