Granted, another bizarre person reporting to this thread!
I wish there were more than 30 days per month. And the poster above is actually fisherman. And the next poster is sumo wrestler. And I'm a 6ft tall lumberjack with the current residence in Khabarovsk.
Is a double agent Russian spy working for the FSB but really is a covert MI5 operative. She is considered armed and extremely dangerous and should only be approached by professionals with extreme caution wearing body armour.
Is actually one and only survived Templar Knight after the time of crusades. All the money left from Jaques de Molay has been left to him which he keeps buried somewhere in his orchard. That's the reason he moved to France, to keep it safe from possible thieves.
Owns the Holy Grail and uses it daily to drink coffee from. Also has the original Ark of the Covenant hidden away which contains the rest of the commandments. Moses thought ten was enough, not 1500.
Joined: 8 Feb 2007 Age: 53 Gender: Male Posts: 16,795
11 Apr 2010, 2:13 pm
Has been known to constantly call either Steve Jobs of Apple or Bill Gates of Microsoft whereby, he tells either of them his ideas for new generation software..