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^ And do they listen? No! Waste of time. Do you have any idea how long it takes on the phone to get through to those people!

Phones the Queen of England every weekend encouraging her to give him a knighthood.

Had once tried to become a Shaolin Monk but, found the life too harsh for himself so, he instead became spokesperson for a local advertisement company..

(^ That's closer to the truth than you may realise! )

Is the local spokesperson for a company that sells spokes.

Listens to the birds sing in the morning...

(^ Oh dear is that bizarre? Oh well. I must be bizarre.)

Watches vultures hovering above while he eats his dinner.

Eats vultures for dinner.

Eats meat-free soya-bean vultures for dinner.

Suffers from terrible flatulence unless the vultures are being thoroughly cooked in milk, cinamon and kumin.

Was arrested for wandering around the zoo pushing a supermarket trolley and carrying a recipe book on how to cook exotic animals.

Was the one who arrested me. Then he returned home and continued with the cooking of said vultures.

Has pillows stuffed with vulture feathers.

She then arrested TallyMan for attempting to arrest Lisa Simpson then suddenly, she came chasing after me with her boogies.

Is really Lisa Simpson's brother.

That could be uttered only by the old Abraham Simpson who forgot his spectacles yet again.

(At least you didn't say I was Mr Burns)

Spends all her time crashing out at Mo's bar playing pool and downing a few beers.