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I cannot blame you for your recommendation. In fact, I think it is a great idea.
I mean, do I look like I'm built for manual labour?

Your fault that I'm not clairvoyant.

Your fault that clairvoyance may have given you the ability to contact your marauding, pillaging, battle-axe-swinging ancestors.

Your fault for not explaining to everyone how to practice clairvoyance. That could come in handy.

Those who have it just do it.

Those who do not have it cannot learn it....

Your fault than no one can learn ESP.

(Wouldn't it be fun if we could?)

It's your fault that I can find no other fault with you than this.

I really must blame you for the obviously unsuccessful CPR efforts of your avatar....it has been months now, it really is not working, and your hooded paramedic needs to give up.

I blame you for the death of that person, now that CPR has been ended prematurely

Its your fault I lost my job

It's your fault I just had to spend the last hour chasing calves around a paddock, when I would have much preferred to sit on the couch drinking wine.

(sorry to hear about your job though pinkgurl)

Your fault for not offering her temporary work moving hay bales in the distant mountainous wilderness of New Zealand (wonder if the horses in that barn bite people?)

P.S.

Sorry about your job, pinkgurl, much luck finding another,soon!

1. Moomins' own fault that she didn't realize that chasing calves in the paddock and drinking wine are easily combined.
2. Sylkat's fault that she doesn't know that all horses bite. Every. Single. One.

blamed for too many posts

It is entirely your fault that now I feel obliged to analyze every single post of every single member to find out if I have posted too much. I will start with your posts!

I shall try out your theory about calf chasing and wine drinking this evening Krabo. If I spill any wine, you know whose fault it will be.

I'm still analyzing the posts. Can't answer right now. Contact me later. (Not your fault, though.)