Corrupt A Wish

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largosan
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26 Jul 2012, 7:18 pm

MindWithoutWalls wrote:

Granted. All men now deteriorate in attractiveness until the immortal zombie pirate, ninja monkey, and goat are the most attractive males remaining on earth, now that AspergianMutantt is gone. Women lose interest and the human race dies out.

I wish we could repave the driveway.

Granted. Your driveway is now repaved, however, there are nails stuck in it, facing up, destroying the tires of any vehicle driving on it.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

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26 Jul 2012, 10:41 pm

Granted, but it was designed by a brony.

I wish I had a transmogrifer from Calvin & Hobbes.

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27 Jul 2012, 8:00 am

You now have a cardboard box
Congratulations !
I hope you are very Happy together

I wish I had a cardboard box that would transform me into a transmogrifier

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27 Jul 2012, 10:42 am

granted, but now you are no longer in our plane of existance and we see all your wrong doings in comic strip form every sunday

i wish i could relax around everyone

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27 Jul 2012, 10:44 am

Granted, your funeral was quite impressive.

I wish the South Pole would move north.

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27 Jul 2012, 2:18 pm

Granted. It destroys the Amazon Rain-forest.

I wish that you had an evil twin with a goatee.

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27 Jul 2012, 3:03 pm

Granted. Oldout is now named fish and his bearded twin is ghoti. Now both their names are pronounced the same way, and nobody knows who someone's talking to when they say it.

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.

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27 Jul 2012, 5:55 pm

Granted, but it soon breaks after a Dalek shoots a dangerous beam at it.

I wish that I would be able to read all the books worth reading in my life-time.

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27 Jul 2012, 6:33 pm

Granted. No books will be worth reading.

I wish to shave my beard.

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27 Jul 2012, 7:04 pm

Granted: someone comes up and cuts your face off to where you will never grow a beard again. but the good news is, you will live. now thats a close shave!

I wish, for a grain of sand.

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28 Jul 2012, 8:18 am

Granted. Your grain of sand is under you, embedded in concrete.

I wish to make better decisions.

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28 Jul 2012, 10:01 am

Granted but by the time you've decided it's too late

I wish for a liking for beans

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28 Jul 2012, 10:21 am

Granted, but your farting sounds and smells drive everyone away from you.

I wish I weren't so good looking.

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28 Jul 2012, 11:48 am

Granted, everyone else in the world becomes better looking then you.

I wish everyone the best of life.

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28 Jul 2012, 11:52 am

Granted but no ones ever satisfied

I wish for a new bike

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28 Jul 2012, 12:51 pm

Granted, but it comes with an addition, someone that rides along side you, driving you nuts with his chatter!

I wish, for a breath of fresh air!

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