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Climbs trees and throws nuts at people when her hubby isn't looking.

(Teehee, wouldn't that be fun! )


Keeps a world record for having the vastest collection of macadamia nuts in all France, about 3 tonnes of them. Keeps them in hambars and uses solely for throwing at squirrels.

Her secret is out! She has an army of trained squirrels that she sends to my home to collect macadamia nuts!

Lies!! He was the one that sold me those trained squirrels, and over-charged me as well!!

Is responsible for training the pigeons that keep eating my seedings!

Is responsible for cultivating weed seedlings only to get others stoned!

Owns a large garden in Afghanistan which she keeps full of pretty poppy flowers.

Grows eggs in the garden, right next to cannabis seedlings.

Lit a garden fire and had the happiest neighbours for five miles.

Thinks that grilled eggs cause happiness.

Is very cruel in the kitchen. She beats eggs and whips cream. Not only that but she was caught poaching eggs and scolding them in boiling water! Cruel woman.

But he was the one who ate them at last! Made me do all the killing, pouching, scolding.

Buys live crabs from the supermarket and rushes them back to the sea to release them.

Buys pets from the pet store, and rushes to release them...in the store.

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It's been said (and I believe it.... for he was a man with great love and respect for nature.... vegetarian also) that Leonardo da Vinci sometimes bought birds (meant for consumption) on the market (square) and released them after that. Um, Tallyman continues that fine tradition still nowadays but....

.... um, Thatmew is been known to 'jump' or hop like a kangaroo when he's alone in his place (home). (well, that's okay, Tallyman does the same thing sometimes)

Sneaks into prisons at night and releases all the prisoners.