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Granted, but you have to kiss the Genie to get it

I wish for a nice day in the sun

Granted, but its awfully hot on the sun, but its still a nice day.



I wish, I had a Genie to kiss

Granted, but you can't stop kissing her

I wish I had a cool breeze and good company in the hot sun

Granted, You find your self in good company, with a cool breeze, and all that one would want or need. other then the island is as small as your room and in the middle of nowhere.


I wish, for a night were the moon was just right, its beams dripping its warmth upon the breeze, and its light reflecting upon the pools I would find within the eyes of a girl I would be with.

Granted but the genie is the moon who controls the ocean. The ocean fills the eyes of your lover with tears and you both get washed away.

I wish for a boat

Granted. you look out side and see a toy boat.....


I wish, I could set my mind and imagination free.

Granted but you might not like what you see

I wish for a rose

Granted, here is your Rose
@};-'-

I wish, I could personally give real rose.

Granted with each of the petals comes a condition

I wish for a picnic

Granted: Your suddenly on a mountain top under a mighty apple tree, all around is the perfect meadow, the smell of wild flowers dancing in the air. birds singing, and off in the distance a man, smiling, coming to join you. but as you spread your blanket you notice your picnic basket moving, you look only to find its full of ants! but as the man walks up and sees he just laughs, and reaches up and picks an apple out of the tree and shares it with you.

I wish, without any change in my self what so ever, that I could fly under my own power.

Granted, you are a flying monkey

I wish to to be a gypsy maid

Granted: but your still stuck in what ever part of the world your now on.


I wish, that the previous poster could go see their favorite musical band in concert, for free.

Granted but the poster favourite band is a distant memory

I wish for a mystery tour

Granted, but you find out you have arrived at the South Pole, touring recent discoveries there.

I wish I had this weapon:
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Granted, but it's 2D like in the image, not 3D, so you can't really use it.

I wish for it to be sunnier tomorrow than it was today, despite what the weather forecast predicts.

Granted. The Earth's orbit goes haywire and is now spinning towards the sun.

I wish green foods tasted good.